Okay, I'm going to role play for Irene and Sophos, because it's fun.
Irene- 1) Are you pregnant planning for an heir?
Matters of that nature concerning my person are NOT subjects little girls should be discussing.
2) Are you still jealous of Helen? ...
3) Can you retell your wedding night? We want details.
Oh, yes... my wedding night... I poisoned my groom if I recall correctly. I assume you are referring to no other wedding night.
*malicious smile*
4) Why do you think you're old?
My husband is too young.
5) Do you like riding in boats?
Not when Thieves are in them.
6) Would you ever agree to wear a sundress?
I am a queen, young lady. Not a prattling girl at a picnic.
7) Do you have other talents other than glaring and dancing and ruling the populace? We know you've done some acting in your time, would you pursue that?
You ask far too many questions; and I believe I must depart, being that I just noticed there are a few vacant cells in my dungeon. *stares at Mira* I shall have the allay that problem.
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Date: 7/4/09 06:27 am (UTC)Irene-
1) Are you pregnant planning for an heir?
Matters of that nature concerning my person are NOT subjects little girls should be discussing.
2) Are you still jealous of Helen?
...
3) Can you retell your wedding night? We want details.
Oh, yes... my wedding night... I poisoned my groom if I recall correctly. I assume you are referring to no other wedding night.
*malicious smile*
4) Why do you think you're old?
My husband is too young.
5) Do you like riding in boats?
Not when Thieves are in them.
6) Would you ever agree to wear a sundress?
I am a queen, young lady. Not a prattling girl at a picnic.
7) Do you have other talents other than glaring and dancing and ruling the populace? We know you've done some acting in your time, would you pursue that?
You ask far too many questions; and I believe I must depart, being that I just noticed there are a few vacant cells in my dungeon. *stares at Mira* I shall have the allay that problem.
Sophos-
1) Why do you blush so much?
*blush*
2) How far did your relationship with Helen get?
*blushes beat red* Ahh... I... I...
3) What is in those letters you write to her?
*faints from embarrassment*