Eddis, Attolia, Sounis

jade_sabre_301: but but but
I could write about Ornon
tired after a hard day of work
wandering into a bar
a TRANSDIMENSIONAL BAR

penguinkye: okay do it
now
waits

jade_sabre_301: once upon a time this guy named Ornon
had spent all day whaling (wailing?)
on the king of a country that his country was allied wtih
*with
it was time-consuming
because
the king was actually a pretty good swordsman
anyway he was tired and thirsty

penguinkye: FOR A GUY WITH ONE HAND

jade_sabre_301: well yes there was that
so he snuck out of the palace
because frankly there was a better wineshop in town that served Eddisian-type ale

penguinkye: DESIRING THE BOOZE AND NONVIOLENT COMPANY?

jade_sabre_301: well yes there was that

penguinkye: GODS YES EDDISIAN-TYPE ALE
[what i'm an interactive audience]
[ANYWAY MORE]

jade_sabre_301: so he started walking down the street towards the alehouse
when suddenly a cart whizzed by him at the speed of light
okay maybe not that fast

penguinkye: !!!!!!!!!!!!
!

jade_sabre_301: but it was fast enough that he had to jump out of the way

penguinkye: SPRING

jade_sabre_301: he felt like he was being SUCKED INTO ITS JETSTREAM
or whatever you call it

penguinkye: WHAT WOULD A SHEEP LOOK LIKE ON SPRINGS, JADE?

jade_sabre_301: and he tried to resist
I...I don't know

penguinkye: TELL ME MROE
MORE
NAAAAAAAO

jade_sabre_301: OKAY OKAY FINE
so anyway
when the dust settled
he seemed to be on another street
he figured he had accidentally jumped into a side alley and then kept running down it

penguinkye: WAS IT MAGICAL?

jade_sabre_301: as that was the only logical explanation
also the people were dressed funny and there was snow on the ground
he thought maybe he HAD been hit by the cart

penguinkye: I THOUGHT THEY ALL DRESSED LIKE GEN BUT WITH STUPID HATS

jade_sabre_301: NO
GEN NEVER WEARS BLACK
some of these people were wearing less black but seriously
he thought his own queen had a tendency to dress poorly
these people were like five hundred years behind fashion, come on

penguinkye: LIMITED AESTHETIC VISION
LOSERS
OKAY DOES HE GET A DRINK?

jade_sabre_301: I'M GETTING THERE

penguinkye: OH OKAY

jade_sabre_301: so he was standing there trying to get his bearings

penguinkye: SORRY.

jade_sabre_301: when he heard a call
it was like a siren call
it went like this:
"ma-aaa-aa-aa-aaaaaaaaaaaa"
his ears pricked up
heart pounding, he followed the call
down another street

penguinkye: !

jade_sabre_301: into a dodgy-looking alley
and well frankly I don't remember how it was described anyway but
anyway
he found himself in front of a door
behind the door the beautiful sound continued