Weird Interview Questions
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Ok so I was thinking about all the questions I would want to ask Gen, Irene and all the other KoA characters. I decided to post it all here to share and possibly get some answers. Some of the questions are downright strange and others have some content in them.
EDIT: I have added new questions, have fun guys ;).
1)Would you say that Irene has become kinder?
2) Do you have some plan to kick but the Mede?
3) Despite your aversion to killing will you take Nahuseresh's life if you had the chance?
4) Do you think Costis can pass of as a Medean?
5) Will you play matchmaker for Costis?
6) Do you know how to sing? Can you compare yourself singing to someone/something so we'll have a better idea?
7) What would you think about Irene in a sundress?
Irene-
1) Are you
2) Are you still jealous of Helen?
3) Can you retell your wedding night? We want details.
4) Why do you think you're old?
5) Do you like riding in boats?
6) Would you ever agree to wear a sundress?
7) Do you have other talents other than glaring and dancing and ruling the populace? We know you've done some acting in your time, would you pursue that?
Costis-
1) Why is your honor as wide as a river?
2) If you got an offer to be the captain of the Guard will you take it?
3) When did you and Aris become best friends?
4)Who will you end up with in the end, Tearoha, Tiegirl or Jade? Or are you going to marry all of them?
Sophos-
1) Why do you blush so much?
2) How far did your relationship with Helen get?
3) What is in those letters you write to her?
Ornon-
1)Will we ever find out why you hate sheep?
2) How did Gen earn your respect?
Helen-
1) Do you ever plan to visit Gen?
2) Do you think he's happy with Irene?
3) Is there hope for you and the Magus?
Magus-
1)What is your name?
MOW-
1) What's your name? Why doesn't anyone ever say it?
2) How many other children do you have?
3) What do you think of your daughter-in-law? that sounded wrong
Nahuseresh-
1) Will you ever change the style of your beard?
2) Do you HAVE to come back in the next book?
Dite-
1)Will you ever come back to Attolia?
2) What's it like in Ferria?
3) Do you miss your brother?
Recently Added:
Aris-
1) What do you think of all the Costis bashing in the recent fics?
2) Are you offended that the questions are all about Costis?
3) Does Costis need extra baby-sitters?
4) Do you think Costis and Jade need help with their seven boucing babies?
MoW
1) What if you get grandchildren from Gen?
2) Were you handsome at least once in your life?
3) How did Gen's mother marry you without using your name?
4) What was the name written in the marraige contract? Don't tell me your name is actually Kickbootyus A. Loof. Gen's last name would be Loof and Attolia will be Irene Loof.
Agape
1)Will you ever fall in love?
2) Will you marry Sounis?
3) Can you knit properly yet?
Heiro
1) Will you dance with the king in the near future?
2) Ever consider becoming a queen's attendant?
3) Have you met Aris? Who is he you ask. Well go and find out.
Feel free to answer any or all of the questions. If you want to answer in character, that would be awesome. But feel free to ignore this post from a curious fangirl.
TOTALLY NOT A BIASED RESPONSE
Date: 7/4/09 05:36 am (UTC)1) I don't know that my honor is as wide as a river. Aris would just say I'm stubborn, but I believe in doing what's right. I like to think that most people do, though I know it's not true. I think the king wants to do what's right, but the court makes it incredibly hard for him.
2) Why would anyone want to make me captain of the guard? Teleus already has the job, and he's very devoted.
3) I don't remember. I think I made some comment during one of our training sessions after I was promoted that caused everyone else to stare at me, and Aris stuck up for me because he thought what I said was hilarious. Something about that stubborn honest streak, as he calls it.
4) I am happily married to Jade, thankyouverymuch. The septuplets, by the by, are doing fine.
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Date: 7/4/09 05:54 am (UTC)Gen:
Date: 7/4/09 06:16 am (UTC)2) Yes, and I certainly am going to post it in a public place where they can read it... *rolls eyes*
3) Oh, how I long for it.
4) Costis, much as I love the poor dear, lacks the intellectual capacity for subtle reconnaisance missions. I might tell him to do so and drop him off in a neighboring town for a laugh, though.
5) ARE YOU A MIND-READER.*
6) I sing like a bird. Children laugh, women swoon, and my darling is so moved she will throw things at my head.
7) ...I... I'm sorry, I was just, thinking. About wheat. Obviously. *coughs*
*I was seriously planning on making the next crack roleplay post about this topic! Nooooes!
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Date: 7/4/09 06:27 am (UTC)Irene-
1) Are you pregnant planning for an heir?
Matters of that nature concerning my person are NOT subjects little girls should be discussing.
2) Are you still jealous of Helen?
...
3) Can you retell your wedding night? We want details.
Oh, yes... my wedding night... I poisoned my groom if I recall correctly. I assume you are referring to no other wedding night.
*malicious smile*
4) Why do you think you're old?
My husband is too young.
5) Do you like riding in boats?
Not when Thieves are in them.
6) Would you ever agree to wear a sundress?
I am a queen, young lady. Not a prattling girl at a picnic.
7) Do you have other talents other than glaring and dancing and ruling the populace? We know you've done some acting in your time, would you pursue that?
You ask far too many questions; and I believe I must depart, being that I just noticed there are a few vacant cells in my dungeon. *stares at Mira* I shall have the allay that problem.
Sophos-
1) Why do you blush so much?
*blush*
2) How far did your relationship with Helen get?
*blushes beat red* Ahh... I... I...
3) What is in those letters you write to her?
*faints from embarrassment*
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Date: 7/4/09 06:46 am (UTC)1)Would you say that Irene has become kinder?
Yes ... depending.
2) Do you have some plan to kick but the Mede?
*smiles*
3) Despite your aversion to killing will you take Nahuseresh's life if you had the chance?
Don't you mean "when" I have the chance?
4) Do you think Costis can pass of as a Medean?
Why would he do that? You're implying there are secret plans afoot. I'd love to know where you came by such a specious tale.
5) Will you play matchmaker for Costis?
Costis needs no matchmaker. I have it on good authority that he has no fewer than three superlative feminine admirers in Sounis alone. If he needs a matchmaker in those fertile fields, he's not worthy of the bounty.
6) Do you know how to sing? Can you compare yourself singing to someone/something so we'll have a better idea?
*Raises one eyebrow*
7) What would you think about Irene in a sundress?
*blinks*
*closes eyes tightly*
*opens eyes*
Excuse me. This interview is over.
*leaves room through the stone wall*
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Date: 7/4/09 06:48 am (UTC)Irene will probably find my icon appropriate.
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Date: 7/4/09 06:52 am (UTC)Re: Gen:
Date: 7/4/09 06:54 am (UTC)To the king: Gosh I would love to hear you sing one time...tell me, should I bring earplugs? :))
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Date: 7/4/09 06:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 7/4/09 06:56 am (UTC)1)Will we ever find out why you hate sheep?
I don't hate sheep. I love sheep. I had, at one time, a rather large flock of which I was quite fond. I hate the "sound" of sheep when made by a certain king.
2) How did Gen earn your respect?
I haven't told him, yet, so why would I tell you?
Re: TOTALLY NOT A BIASED RESPONSE
Date: 7/4/09 06:58 am (UTC)1) That is so profound. I'll keep that in mind next time Gen gets you to deliver a dancing bear :)) *just kidding*
2) Good point. You are quite humble indeed Costis.
3) aww sweet sentimental moment
4) Oh, of course...it's just that I though uhhh *looks awkward* never mind. *run's away before Jade decides to borrow Costis' sword*
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Date: 7/4/09 07:00 am (UTC)2) So that's why Gen wouldn't tell Relius =)). That is so WIN.
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Date: 7/4/09 07:02 am (UTC)1) What's your name?
Kickbootyus
Why doesn't anyone ever say it?
They're afraid of me.
2) How many other children do you have?
Eugenides advised me never to tell. Suffice to say, they are the normal ones.
3) What do you think of your daughter-in-law?
I try not to.
Gen:
Date: 7/4/09 07:22 am (UTC)(but so help me if anyone LETS THOSE DOGS OUT...)
Irene requests you bring some for her, though. She has a headache, poor thing.
Re: TOTALLY NOT A BIASED RESPONSE
Date: 7/4/09 07:33 am (UTC)HE IS HAPPILY MARRIED TO JADE, thankyouverymuch.
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Date: 7/4/09 08:15 am (UTC)Kickbootyus
Why doesn't anyone ever say it?
They're afraid of me.
All of a sudden, I'm imagining MOW icons with Chuck Norris facts. lol
Better yet, I say we do them for the Magus!
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Date: 7/4/09 08:20 am (UTC)Gen: *come back later; inner-mind-theater in progress*
Irene5) Do you like riding in boats?
*see icon*
Loling at the questions to Nahuseresh.
These are great, locket!!
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Date: 7/4/09 08:21 am (UTC)Helen-
1) Do you ever plan to visit Gen?
As neighbouring monarchs, of course we will be visiting each other's courts. I fully expect to have to drag the whole circus down the mountain fairly shortly. I can hardly wait. It's not every day I get to be despised by a whole country at such close range.
2) Do you think he's happy with Irene?
Gen's choices are his own, as are his feelings.
Seriously - Gen lies in his sleep. He lies to himself. And when he has a problem, he skulks in temples and goes all emo on rooftops. Also, he lives about a week's travel away. He certainly isn't baring his soul to me about how his marriage is going.
3) Is there hope for you and the Magus?
Uh, the Magus and I have a great deal of hope, mostly regarding surviving the next few years with our countries and our lives intact.
Why? That is what you were asking, right?
Magus-
1)What is your name?
A. Loof
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Date: 7/4/09 08:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 7/4/09 08:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 7/4/09 08:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 7/4/09 09:13 am (UTC)Gen - How do you feel about the prospect of a new Queen's Thief in Eddis? Does it prick your professional pride?
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Date: 7/4/09 11:37 am (UTC)2) New queen's thief huh? Well according to Eddis' own word's I am HER thief (as much as my wife will argue) and as long as she is queen I am her thief. But she can get a new servant-fetch-my-earrings guy, I don't care. *seriously looks like he cares* I do not! *goes of to the corner to cry*
Dite
Date: 7/4/09 11:55 am (UTC)If ever his majesty will need a music tutor for his coming heir (perhaps) why not?
2) What's it like in Ferria?
Uhh that is described in the book. Read it to enhance your literary knowledge.
3) Do you miss your brother?
Yes, what kind of question is that?
added question:
1) Do you still like Irene?
Who could argue with me when I say she's quite unforgettable?
That wasn't the question...
2)So are you open to new relationships?
Wait, are you hinting at something?
Uhhh no Dite of course not *backs away slowly*
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Date: 7/4/09 11:57 am (UTC)