I'm in such a good mood I just had to make a joke.

[ninedaysaqueen.livejournal.com]

So today, I went and got the mail, braving rain and mud to do so, and what do I find? A little brown package containing joy in its most pure form. After days of being held captive in New Berlin (clearly the Nazis were reading it), I finally have my copy of A Conspiracy of Kings! I already LOVE, LOVE, LOVE it, and I am looking forward to discussing it! 

Anyhow... I think I've found a method with which to scare away those meanies, the Mede Empire.

The plan is to place this following sign on every single border station in Attolia, Eddis, and Sounis. 





The Medes will be so tempted to play ding-dong-ditch that they'll ring the doorbell, which will open up a trap door leading to a pit full of vile creatures.

Are we ready to put the evil plan into motion, Sounis?

(Clearly, I have a tilted concept of evil.)

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Comments

[thelasteddis.livejournal.com]

JOY TO THE WORLD!!!!!!!

*offers some pink alligators for the pit*

[wanderingdreamr.livejournal.com]

I prefer the sign you find near my house "Trespassers will be shot and survivors will be shot again."

[ninedaysaqueen.livejournal.com]

Tehee... I've seen that sign at western stores. It's very funny.

[agh-4.livejournal.com]

Holy goat! The bangalow of doooom!

Great idea. It would definitely work. And they'd bring all their ships and armies to help, too, so we'd eliminate the whole military in ONE FELL SWOOP!

*swings from rope latter hanging off mizzenmast, whooping and going yo ho ho*

[deirdrej.livejournal.com]

Oh, MY!

That's so wonderful ... it tempted me to go to the website. And LOOK! I found a place for Nahuserfish to wash his beard! (The caption said, "We use recycled ingredients"

http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2010/04/poo-hair-salon.jpg

[ninedaysaqueen.livejournal.com]

Tehee... We should send Nahuserfish their brochure.

Engrish.com is a wonderfully entertaining site. Reading the archives is a great group event. Laughter is infectious.

I particularly like the advertise for a Chinese housing project.

You're heart will be attacked.

[madclairvoyant.livejournal.com]

(Slightly off topic) You know, where i live, I see those signs (that sort of horrible english) on a regular basis. And our English is so heavily accented, many people do not even recognise what we are saying.