Elle requested, so I'm trying, bear with me...My first poem since college days.

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Nahuserwhatev


Nahuseresh, Nahuseresh,
who names their kid that?
Only a mom who doesn't care
If kid is kid or cat.

I think that now, Nahuseresh,
I will change your name.
Nahuserfish is much more fun
And sounds almost the same.

Be grateful, dear Nahuserfish,
That I'm the one to choose.
If Gen gets his way, I hate to say,
You will surely lose.

Not one-handed strangulation,
Nor stabbing with a sword;
No, I think trampling by elephant
Is to be your just reward.

Yes, that's the way it goes, my dear,
If Gen gets his wish.
Your name will change, yet again,
To Nahusersquish.


ETA: This poem is dedicated to Philia and Te Aroha and anyone else who might need a chuckle.