![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
tiegirl.livejournal.com posting in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png){kind=small}
queensthief
Nahuserwhatev
Nahuseresh, Nahuseresh,
who names their kid that?
Only a mom who doesn't care
If kid is kid or cat.
I think that now, Nahuseresh,
I will change your name.
Nahuserfish is much more fun
And sounds almost the same.
Be grateful, dear Nahuserfish,
That I'm the one to choose.
If Gen gets his way, I hate to say,
You will surely lose.
Not one-handed strangulation,
Nor stabbing with a sword;
No, I think trampling by elephant
Is to be your just reward.
Yes, that's the way it goes, my dear,
If Gen gets his wish.
Your name will change, yet again,
To Nahusersquish.
ETA: This poem is dedicated to Philia and Te Aroha and anyone else who might need a chuckle.
Nahuserwhatev
Nahuseresh, Nahuseresh,
who names their kid that?
Only a mom who doesn't care
If kid is kid or cat.
I think that now, Nahuseresh,
I will change your name.
Nahuserfish is much more fun
And sounds almost the same.
Be grateful, dear Nahuserfish,
That I'm the one to choose.
If Gen gets his way, I hate to say,
You will surely lose.
Not one-handed strangulation,
Nor stabbing with a sword;
No, I think trampling by elephant
Is to be your just reward.
Yes, that's the way it goes, my dear,
If Gen gets his wish.
Your name will change, yet again,
To Nahusersquish.
ETA: This poem is dedicated to Philia and Te Aroha and anyone else who might need a chuckle.
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
Hee hee too funny!
Date: 5/17/10 05:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 5/17/10 10:58 am (UTC)Nahusersquish. It's priceless. I applaud you, though I'll never read his name again without thinking of this.
no subject
Date: 5/17/10 12:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 5/17/10 02:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 5/17/10 03:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 5/17/10 03:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 5/17/10 03:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 5/17/10 08:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 5/17/10 09:45 pm (UTC)*trails of giggling madly*
no subject
Date: 5/18/10 01:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 5/18/10 01:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 5/18/10 03:53 am (UTC)That's amazing, Tiegirl. I'm trying reeeaaallly hard not to laugh out loud over here because I'm supposed to be doing homework! Thank you!
no subject
Date: 5/19/10 05:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 5/19/10 06:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 5/19/10 12:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 5/19/10 09:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 5/22/10 05:30 pm (UTC)