Author taglines

[lilian-cho.livejournal.com]

One of my f-lister is having an author tagline contest. Apparently I like the Thief series too much to come up with a clever tagline:

Megan Whalen Turner: first-person + reveal/twist = awesome when done right.

William Shakespeare: most acclaimed and prolific fanfic writer.

C.S. Lewis: should have steered clear from sci-fi.

Robert Frost: The Road Not Taken, UR Not Getting It.

Billy Collins: Poetry can make you laugh too.

Hans Christian Andersen: Must have had an angsty childhood.

Oscar Wilde: should stick with witty plays.

Jane Austen: sekkritly hates the masses.

Georgette Heyer: UR stealing mah Regency words. Dat's okay. Half of 'em are made up.

I'm sure all of you can come up with much better taglines for MWT. Go for it! =)

P.S. Explanation for above taglines available upon request. *g*