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Avast! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day yet again! Do ye remember a previous TLAPDs?

Oi've been as busy as a ship's boy wi' tha ship to clean afta the auld cap'n liberated a ship's worth o' grog an' invited all the pirate kings around! Here be a bit of the auld Conspiracy o' Pirate Kings:

Sophos: Avast! Magus, ye salty sea-dog, i be havin' a powerful hunger in me. I be thinkin' we should eat that thar chicken in the market

Magus: yarr, me pirate king, i be thinkin' tha' you an' i need to keep movin' away from all o' these here landlubbers

Sophos: Aye, magus, ye scurvy son o' a sea biscuit, i say we eat that chicken now!

Magus: Me pirate king, if ye'll let me, oi'll find a grand big ship ta hang ya hammock in, off've this here road, and we can tuck inta that chicken thar. Maybe swig down some grog too, if it please ye. I be havin' hundreds of dubloons an' pieces of eight to be keepin' ye supplied with roast chicken. And grog and wenches.

Sophos: Avast! We be knowin' who the power behind this thar pirate king is then, ye swashbucklin' privateer

Magus: ye be eatin' more than that scurvy auld sea dog Gen be eatin' that time we broke him outa tha brig

Sophos: Aye, I be seein' how he was afeelin'. Yarr, ye lily livered cockroach, be ye finishin that thar chickin-leg?

Magus: Avast, Sophos, stop ye starin' at it, ye mangy bilge rat pirate king

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Ahoy, me maties! I be invitin' ye ta write ye own!

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