Only tangentally related . . .

[keestone.livejournal.com]

. . . but I had to laugh when I saw this article about a very inept poisoner who apparently tried to poison her employer with windscreen washer, salt, and sugar.   http://xrl.in/6yfl  She's been charged on "three counts of administering poison with intent to annoy". 

I couldn't help but wonder if she'd tried sand too.

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[thnidu.livejournal.com]

Something messed up the link you posted: it has a couple of bogus bytes at the end that don't appear in the text version. Try this: http://xrl.in/6yfl (http://xrl.in/6yfl).

[keestone.livejournal.com]

Weird. Standard C&P has never done that to me before, and it did it two times in a row.

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

I chuckled at your "food" tag. Sand in his food and snakes in his bed!

Here in NC we have some pretty amusing names for statutes, which I had never heard before moving here--one is "going armed to the terror of the public" and another is "simple affray." Those aren't nearly as awesome as "administering poison with intent to annoy," though.

[filkferengi]

Um, Check, I don't think Attolia likes to be called that. Just sayin'.