queensthief | Random Meme

Okay, I have nothing better to do nowadays, (actually I do, but shh), so here is some crack. I stole some of the questions from ninedaysaqueen, so I am sorry!

12 Favourite Characters

Irene

Helen

Sophos

Minister of War

the Magus

Eugenides

Relius

Teleus

Agape

Costis

Phresine

Aris

1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11?

Eugenides or Phresine? Eugenides, definitely; he is a real bookworm, and reads old archaic scrolls all day, living in the royal library, yah think?

2. Do you think #2 is hot? How hot?

Uhh, wrong gender. Everyone in the book unamiously agree that she is not, though Sophos and Sounis are quite infatuated with her. Must be a family thing.

3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Aris send Teleus on a mission? Teleus is his captain; I don't think he will do it, especially since he is so shrewd. But if her does, it is probably to command Costis to go on a holiday. His Royal Petulant Majesty may disagree to losing his pet guard though.

4. What is or would be 9's favorite book?

"How not to go mad while Cousin 1 engages you to Cousin 2, and then after the engagement is broken off, get engaged to one of Cousin 1's suitors. "

5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?

This is debatable; in their childhood, Helen had been his queen, but after Gen had grown up and did a fair bit of manipulation, her country ended up as one of the nations that he was the overlord over.

6. For whatever reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should 5 share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?

The Magus should totally room with Costis. Back in those times, sharing a room with an unmarried girl was quite damaging to the girl's reputation. And the two could probably commiserate about Gen together.

7. 2, 7, and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?

They could discuss about Attolian politics in a shady tavern; Helen's cousin has just set himself up as king there, Relius is afraid of the damage he could wreak, and Aris can add his cunning input.

8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?

This would get interesting. Costis would be sparring against another king, and the last time they did that, he got rather soundly defeated. Though it probably was not fair because everyone knows that despite the fact that Gen looks slender and weak, unusual for a boy, he is one of, of not the best, swordman on that peninsular. On the other hand, both Sophos and Costis are under his tutelage of sorts, so it would probably be fair play.

9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would 8 get it back?

Technically, everything of Teleus's is Irene's because she is is queen, so she would not have to steal anything. Besides, her husband is the famous thief, not her. But if she really does that, (and the only explanation is that Gen has corrupted her) then he will probably gladly give it to her.

10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.

'Costis has stopped being the butt of the king's jokes', Aris because they are good friends, and Relius because it means no more trouble for Teleus who is his good friend.

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?

Nothing short of a miracle. The MoW hates her because of what she did to his son, and then married him, dragging him away from all of his family.

12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?

Not quite, I still resent him for what he did to Gen, and the fact that he *likes* both the queen and the king.

13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

Tell me how old is everyone.

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw anything regarding 11?

Yes, in the minor characters challenge.

15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?

It would be hard for her, because the Magus is her husband's top advisor, and has recently befriended her, but the MoW is blood kin, and did alot for her. Ultimately, though, I think that she will choose the MoW, because he worked so hard to give her her rightful inheritance, is her uncle and her favourite cousin's father.

16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?

"For the queen and king who I will march into the mouth of hell for!"

17. If you chose a song to represent 9, which song would you choose?

I would choose Someone like you by Adele, because I always thought that she had the tiniest crush on Gen.

18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?

Aris would not dare eat it, since the other two are his monarchs. As for them, one cannot be sure; on one hand, Gen can be quite the gentleman, especially if its Irene, but I think he might just eat it to spite her. Irene would probably just roll her eyes at his juvenile behaviour.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?

"My cousin loves me and loves you. Should you not love me too?" Okay, that was just wrong.

20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?

Being a traitor to his country and blowing up his king's navy. He might have been kidnapped and framed by a certain thief though.

21. What is 6's secret?

Really, he thinks that his mother is rather similar to his wife. They are both pretty, and both rather extreme, with his mother so warm and bright like the sun, whom he goes to for shelter, and his wife, who is cold and dark like the moon, and whom he goes to shelter.

22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?

They are both ladies; they would not do such a thing, like racing.

23. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

Teleus, definitely. He is the captain of the guard; I am sure he is very fit.

24. 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?

Irene and Agape reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by the MoW's sinister secret organization. Phresine volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that she is actually a spy for the MoW. Meanwhile, MoW has kidnapped Aris in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of the Magus, they seek out Sophos, who gives them what they need to complete their quest.

'A world in which Gen does not exist, A.K.A. when everything goes wrong.'

25. What do you think would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

Er, I think that everyone, save the prospective parents in question, will be very happy. I am sure that most will be relieved that there is an heir to take the throne, in case either of them drop dead in the war, and that it also means that they are no longer at each' other's throat. But Gen and Irene will be very worried about the child's safety, and Irene will probably complain about being incapicitated (and that is all Gen's fault), and so much for them getting along well.

26. Make a twenty word summary for a 2 and 6 fic.

Gen’s mother is dead. He refuses to shed a single tear, holding it all in. Helen finds a timely remedy.