Chat Backlog Part 2

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aged_crone snortles.

quark is hungry

Hebe: (vaguely remembers a quote about knowing what happened to the last perso to defraud Attolia... hadn't previously though it meant ending up on a beaded necklace <g>)

quark: LOL

jade_sabre is jealous of quark's avatar100 victory.

quark: a terrible fate indeed

jade_sabre: a dangerous past time

quark giggles

quark: i know

jade_sabre: is this your second or third time?

Anon8: ?

quark: er, third

quark: but if people like jessieheart came back i wouldn't stand a chance

Feir Dearig: I have to go. Bye everyone!

quark: it's a fic competition

quark: round robin type thing

quark: bye!

Avian: bye!

jade_sabre: bye!

Feir Dearig from x.x.x.30 left the chat 3 hours ago

jade_sabre: no, not round robin

jade_sabre: just a competition.

quark: oh

quark: er

quark: what's round robin again?

aged_crone: Bye, Feir

quark: oh, and Hebe: you totally spawned a plot bunny for me

emerald: proves you're insane. only kididng

emerald: *kididing

emerald: *kidding

jade_sabre: NO

quark: hehe

jade_sabre: DO NOT MENTION ATTOLIA-TYPE PLOT BUNNIES

emerald: YOU STARTED THEM JADE!

quark: o-okay?

emerald flees from WRATH

Avian gets the carrotts ready

emerald: WRATH

jade_sabre still has that image of Relius and young!Attolia.

jade_sabre that needs writing.

jade_sabre: LOL carrots

Avian: oh!

quark: i don't know how to write it anyway without making attolia creepily necrophilac

emerald: writeitwriteitwriteit....

quark: necrophiliac

jade_sabre: (wait...wait...Meredith is technically dead on Grey's Anatomy? SCORE)

Avian: Relius and little!Attolia

emerald: ........

jade_sabre: ...wait, what, quark?

quark: LOL

quark: okay

quark: basically

aged_crone: Eugenides, King of Attolia, went by his usual secret ways to the little room known as the Conspiracy Room, to find out what plots some of the less-loyal barons might be hatching. As he approached, he frowned. Usually, the plotters in the room spoke softly, lest they be overheard. Now, however, the voices coming from the room were not quiet; they were, in fact, quite rowdy. "YOU STARTED THEM JADE!" shouted a woman...

Anon8: ..........................

Avian: hahaha

quark: idea: attolia doesn't know how to deal with the guilt of killing these people

emerald: killing bunnies, people? *confused*

quark: starting with her suitor

jade_sabre: LOL

aged_crone: ...so she apologizes to the beads?

Avian: really wants Jade to write that story

quark: so she's trying to find a way to cope

jade_sabre: ...

quark: no, no, the beads represent every person she's ever killed

jade_sabre: I like where this is going

Hebe: Hmm, you can have beads made of jade, can't you

jade_sabre: haha

quark: and so she wears them on a necklace

emerald: Attolia's suitor would have made Willow's Squid Sisters a nice meal

quark: to remind her

aged_crone: Bwhahahahahaha! Hebe, you are definitely one of us!

quark: so the weight of her guilt weighs her down both literally and metaphorically

jade_sabre: OO

emerald: *Attolia's FIRST suitor

jade_sabre: O_O

jade_sabre: ^_^

Avian gives em a cookie for all the typots

quark: and I was playing with the idea of having the beads made out of their bones, but I think that's just too...not-attolia

jade_sabre: not the bones

jade_sabre: but the rest of it

jade_sabre shooes Quark to write.

Avian: no bone beads

aged_crone: Except it's a little too much like notches on a gunbelt rather than guilt.

emerald: the rest of the bones?

emerald: what bones? This is what happens when i wander off

aged_crone: One of my favorite moments is when Attolia offers Gen her wine...

Avian: yes!

quark: that was so funny!

Hebe: yep

aged_crone: And everybody else is probably thinking she's insulting Gen, but she's really making him nearly laugh out loud to pull him back from what he's in danger of doing...

jade_sabre from x.x.x.9 joined the chat 3 hours ago

Avian: is anyone doing backlog?

emerald: NOOOO! NOT ANOTHER JADE!

jade_sabre: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

emerald: haha, *hugs* Only kidding

jade_sabre: sorry, I got kicked out

jade_sabre: *hugs back*

emerald: only kidding m'dear

aged_crone: "Sejanus? I told your brother that I wouldn't kill you if I could help it; but we have a little problem. The queen has decided that a 16-inch necklace isn't long enough, she wants an 18-inch one; and she needs more beads...

jade_sabre: oh! I know what I was going to do today!

jade_sabre: ................................

jade_sabre: o________________________________________________________________________________________________________________O

Anon8: ....................

emerald: Avian was right about Leslie and sanity

jade_sabre: LOL

emerald: *insanity

Anon8: i cannot believe you just typed that leslie!

Anon8: i wander away and come back to this

jade_sabre: O_O

emerald: The moral of the story is: don't wander

aged_crone: :)

Avian: i can post it later if needed

Avian: major lag there

jade_sabre: oh, I see

jade_sabre: um...sure

Anon8: sounds good

jade_sabre hands responsibility over to the kid.

Anon8: thanks :)

jade_sabre: ...

Avian: ok

jade_sabre does not remember typing "the kid."

Avian: uh huh

aged_crone: I'll be right back - browser is freezing...

emerald: kid as in goat?

jade_sabre apologizes to Avian for referring to her as such.

jade_sabre: sorry, Avian!

Avian: apology accepted

jade_sabre: :-)

Avian: :)

emerald: as in goatfoo, term of endearment from Attolia to Gen, as in compliment?

emerald: *goatfoot

emerald: (sorry, this is what happens when i get less than 8 hours sleep. i say the randomest things)

Avian: nice explanation, Emerald :P

Anon8: :)

Avian: oh! i got like 10 hours of sleep last night!

Anon8: niiiiiiiiice

Avian: ...course i'll be up late tonight b/c i'm so awake

Avian: lol

quark: i watched Finding Nemo last night

Avian: :D

jade_sabre: aaaaaaaaaaaw!

jade_sabre: I missed you last night!

Avian: i love nemo

quark: hadn't seen that movie in ages[?i]

jade_sabre: I watched Little Mermaid clips

quark: DANGIT

jade_sabre: and pined for my Disney movies

jade_sabre: 'cause I don't have them with me!

quark: excellent things to pine for

jade_sabre: and I was all alone...no one to watch them with...

emerald: If Gen was a fish, what fish would he be?

Avian: uh...

jade_sabre: so I ended up watching Haruhi Suzumiya instead

jade_sabre: and that cheered me p

jade_sabre: *up

jade_sabre: and...

jade_sabre doesn't know much about fish.

quark: a marlin?

aged_crone from x.x.x.231 joined the chat 3 hours ago

quark: they're pretty nifty fish

Avian: a little fast one?

quark: welcome back!

quark: no

aged_crone: Thanks!

quark: er, sorry avian, that was at me

quark: a swordfish

quark: or

quark: a hookjaw

quark: :)

Anon8: lol

Avian: brb

jade_sabre: kk

aged_crone: A septopus.

quark: LOL

Anon8: i think i gtg too

jade_sabre: ?

quark: aw

jade_sabre: aaaw, bye?

jade_sabre: I like cuttlefish

aged_crone: Bye!

Anon8: nice chatting with y'all!

Avian: bye!

jade_sabre: though they're not actually sih.

Anon8: have fun :)

jade_sabre: *fish

quark: by!

jade_sabre: bye!