Chat Backlog Part 3 (I really don't know why it's so big)

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Anon8 from x.x.x.175 left the chat 3 hours ago

quark: *bye

quark: *headdesk*

aged_crone: Nice chatting and sharing a color.

quark: cuttlefish?

quark: i don't even know what that is

Avian: oh. that reminds me

aged_crone: Why did you *headdesk*, quark?

Avian: i have to cook tonight

quark: my typots

aged_crone: Oh.

quark: i seem to be unable to type today

quark: ;)

Avian: shrimp i think

aged_crone: What are you cooking?

quark: o.O

Avian: and i don't know how to do that

quark: how did you know?

emerald: typot the same word 3 times and you get a cookie

quark: oh

jade_sabre: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuttlefish

quark: duy

quark: *duh

aged_crone: Whoa! You read my mind!

jade_sabre: they're so cute!

Avian: so i've gotta go start

jade_sabre: whose mind?

quark: O.O

Avian: bye, y'all!

jade_sabre: aw, bye Avian!

jade_sabre: enjoy the cooking!

Avian from x.x.x.20 left the chat 3 hours ago

quark: ..."cute" is not the word that comes to mind

jade_sabre: cook well!

quark: bye!

aged_crone: Just don't overcook the shrimp, or they get dry and too chewy.

jade_sabre: okay, those aren't the best pictures

aged_crone: Avian answered my question one line before I asked it.

jade_sabre: http://www.manandmollusc.net/lesson_plan_files/cuttlefish.jpg

quark shudders

jade_sabre: http://www.congo-pages.org/ET/DIVE%20TIMOR/galleries/Gallery17/images/Shy%20Cuttlefish.jpg

quark: If I was diving and came across one of those, I think i'd swallow my snorkel

Willow from x.x.x.59 joined the chat 3 hours ago

Willow: Y'all still here?

jade_sabre: http://www.islandgazette.net/photo/pictures/February-22-2006/Page-14B-Cuttlefish.jpg

quark: Jeez, that's even worse!

Willow backlogs

jade_sabre: they're so cute though!

aged_crone: Yep.

jade_sabre: of course we are!

jade_sabre: no, that last one is adorable

quark: GAH

quark: NO

quark: hey willow!

Willow: ... they're so cute!!

jade_sabre: this you cannot deny

quark: ...

quark denies

aged_crone: Should we warn her she doesn't want to backlog?

jade_sabre: see? someone agrees with me!

jade_sabre: these can be the cephalopods that live in my head.

quark: http://www.richard-seaman.com/Underwater/Philippines/Highlights/ClownAnemonefishesAtEdgeOfAnemone.jpg

jade_sabre: what's in the backlog that's disagreeable?

quark: Marlin and Nemo

quark: ...you?

jade_sabre: anemonenmonemonemonees

quark: jk, jk!

jade_sabre: ...

jade_sabre: OH FACE

emerald: (what have i started? o.O)

jade_sabre got snapped.

aged_crone: Just the general insanity.

quark snickers

jade_sabre: (LOL)

aged_crone: Willow is so sweet and innocent that we must protect her.

jade_sabre: ...

Willow: Re John William Waterhouse: I like his stuff too, but a lot of it is half-naked women.

quark plots corruption

jade_sabre: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

jade_sabre: well, just don't look at those

quark: or the cuttlefish

Willow: No, I mean, I couldn't exactly put them on my walls.

jade_sabre: then don't put those on the wall

jade_sabre: put the pretty ones

Willow: ... I could put the cuttlefish on my walls! Thanks, quark!

jade_sabre: YEAH

aged_crone: You could cut out little paper clothes and dress them.

jade_sabre: except you should put squid

quark: eugh. like creepy squid nuclear reactant rejects

jade_sabre: LOL

Willow: There's a sleeping Cupid that I really like, but he's completely naked.

aged_crone: The Waterhouse art, not the cuttlefish.

jade_sabre has an idea.

quark cowers

Willow: I am making a paper doll for my prom dress pattern...

quark: oo!

jade_sabre: aaaw!

quark: what does it look like?

jade_sabre: so you are going?

aged_crone: Well - the Greek statues were mostly naked, too.

aged_crone: Great! You can post it so we can see it!

Willow: Just-- a paper doll. I don't know if I'm going. My friend says "Felix" seems like he really is willing to go and not just saying so.

Willow: I haven't started the dress yet.

Hebe: My brain's gone after only a short exposure to this place - I assumed you meant clothe the cuttlefish

jade_sabre: loL

aged_crone: Want us to have a little talk wit' Felix and see what's up?

jade_sabre: that's kind of what I was thinking too, Hebe

Willow: Hey Hebe! Nice to meet you!

aged_crone: You see, I make a perfectly normal, innocent statement and you guys get all weird. *I'm* not the bad influence here!

quark: the fact that the phrase "clothe the cuttlefish" was perfect normal and, in context, logical, makes me wonder about our collective sanity

Hebe: (Hi)

jade_sabre: lol

Willow: Wait, Leslie, your birthday is coming up?

emerald: well, someone link Hebe to The Great Underwear Theory

jade_sabre: Quark, I was about to do something...what was it??

aged_crone: Yep.

Willow: ... *blinks at the Barbies*

aged_crone from x.x.x.231 changed name to rapidly_becoming_even_ageder_crone 3 hours ago

jade_sabre: ?

Willow: Um. Interesting backlog.

quark: bzuh?

jade_sabre: what was I about to do? there was something I was about to do?

jade_sabre: !

Willow: Are you going to give us, like, three days' window so we can celebrate properly?

quark: i don't know, jade; I popped out for a moment to read fanficrants

rapidly_becoming_even_ageder_crone: I wasn't planning to. We get any giddier in here and they'll bar us from Chatzy!

Willow: Septopus-- LWTL

jade_sabre: wait, why are we giddy?

jade_sabre: LWTL?

Willow: But... but it's your birthday!

jade_sabre: whose birthday?

quark: love with the ladies

rapidly_becoming_even_ageder_crone: I don't know - something in the air, I guess. :)

quark: liking wild tube lines

jade_sabre: wait, who mentioned birthdays?

jade_sabre: how did we get on this subject?

Willow: Leslie's!

jade_sabre: what is the meaning of life?

quark: 42~

jade_sabre: is someone going to write my paper for me?

rapidly_becoming_even_ageder_crone: Leslie Will Talk Loudly

jade_sabre: WHY ARE WE HERE?

jade_sabre breaks down.

quark: 42!

quark: 42 42 42

rapidly_becoming_even_ageder_crone: ?

quark: it's the answer to everything!

jade_sabre: LOL

rapidly_becoming_even_ageder_crone: 42 what?

jade_sabre claps.

jade_sabre: just 42!

quark: the Answer

jade_sabre: it's the Answer

quark: to Life, the Universe, and Everything

Willow: LWTL = Laughing Way Too Loudly

rapidly_becoming_even_ageder_crone: Oh, I see.

jade_sabre: to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything

jade_sabre: gotcha

quark: (the problem is)

jade_sabre: The Question is

quark: (what is the question?)

jade_sabre: "What is six times nine?"

jade_sabre: :-)

quark: or

Willow: Oh look! A giant squid!

quark: "how many roads must a man walk down!"

quark: no no, it was a whale

quark: and a bowl of petunias

jade_sabre: no, no, it definitely "what is six times nine."

jade_sabre: ?

jade_sabre: *?

quark: remember?

jade_sabre: yes, I remember that

emerald: ive gotta go

jade_sabre: aw, bye!

quark: the dude that he kept killing?

emerald: bye!

quark: in every life

emerald from x.x.x.103 left the chat 3 hours ago

quark: bye!

rapidly_becoming_even_ageder_crone: Bye, Emerald!

jade_sabre: YES

quark: yes!

Willow: Bye emerald!

jade_sabre: ...

quark: ?

Willow: brb

rapidly_becoming_even_ageder_crone: Gack! It's midnight! My computer is turning into a pumpkin!

jade_sabre: alas!

jade_sabre likes pumpkin pie.

jade_sabre and thinks quark should get on aim.

rapidly_becoming_even_ageder_crone: Goodbye, all! I must go, and stand not on the order of my going.

quark: fare thee well!

jade_sabre: bye!

rapidly_becoming_even_ageder_crone from x.x.x.231 left the chat 3 hours ago

Willow: How can you stand not on the order of your going? I mean, would you write the order down and then stand on it?

Willow: The Lade Clare! I remember her!

Willow: I'm going to TP his car, BTW.

jade_sabre: niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

Willow pokes Jade

jade_sabre SQUEALS

Hebe: I'd better go too (do I just close the window, or do I need to log out somewhere?)

quark: type / leave

quark: without the space

quark: that should log you out

Hebe: ta

quark: bye!

quark: nice to meet you!

Hebe: Bye for now!

Willow: brb

jade_sabre: bye!

Hebe from x.x.x.211 left the chat 2 hours ago

quark: so who all's still here?

jade_sabre: moi

jade_sabre: brb

Willow: me

quark: Alas- I am just on my way out!

quark: but i was wondering- would you mind if I friended you on eljay?

Willow: me?

quark: *nods*

Willow: No...

Willow: I mostly whine...

quark: hehehe

quark: sounds familiar :)

quark: and-- i am outta here!

quark: see you kids later!

jade_sabre from x.x.x.9 left the chat 2 hours ago

quark from x.x.x.28 left the chat 2 hours ago

Willow: Bye!

Willow from x.x.x.59 left the chat 2 hours ago