Let's Get *ahem* Serious For A Moment

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In honor of fabricalchemist and ferris_girl visiting the Esteemed Author tomorrow, I have written a poem.

Unlike Dite, I cannot write in flawless classic pentameter, but I did...well, I was going to say my best, but even I must admit that it is just...terrible.

I don't know Ferris well enough to write about her, so I had to limit myself to the Dancing Bear.


A Truly Terrible Limerick
There once was a fierce Dancing Bear
Who, alas, to the author did declare
(After choosing to dine
On truffles and cyber-wine)
That we must know of Gen's underwear.


I know, it sucks. Please don't hurt me.

Seriously, good luck tomorrow, guys. Enjoy!