Let's Get *ahem* Serious For A Moment

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

In honor of fabricalchemist and ferris_girl visiting the Esteemed Author tomorrow, I have written a poem.

Unlike Dite, I cannot write in flawless classic pentameter, but I did...well, I was going to say my best, but even I must admit that it is just...terrible.

I don't know Ferris well enough to write about her, so I had to limit myself to the Dancing Bear.


A Truly Terrible Limerick
There once was a fierce Dancing Bear
Who, alas, to the author did declare
(After choosing to dine
On truffles and cyber-wine)
That we must know of Gen's underwear.


I know, it sucks. Please don't hurt me.

Seriously, good luck tomorrow, guys. Enjoy!

Comments

[fabricalchemist.livejournal.com]

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BWAAAAA HAAAA HAAAA HAAA HAAA!

Dude, *wipes tear* that is PURE CLASS! However, it it Queen Ro, not myself, who is so intrigued by the undergarments =3

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

I know, but "bear" and "underwear" just rhymed so perfectly. Ahhh, nothing like a snide limerick to bring a person out of the doldrums.

[fabricalchemist.livejournal.com]

Since you rule, here's a prezzie for you:

(http://photobucket.com)

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

The ring! My seal ring! Yay.

Is there a time difference between you and Cincy? I don't want you to be late.

[fabricalchemist.livejournal.com]

I don't think there is, but knowing certain people we'll get there in time for dinner, shopping AND sitting around boredly. So I'm pretty sure we'll be good.

[ferris-girl.livejournal.com]

Well, goo thing you didn't write about me...i have to be an ass and back out at the last minute. Yes i know, life sucks.

Sorry Fabricalchemist

[fabricalchemist.livejournal.com]

Well, poo for you =/ You'll miss all the fun! At the very least you can live vicariously through my report this week :) Sorry you can't make it, though.

[cherryblosomjen.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

[rowana.livejournal.com]

*falls off chair*

:D This is going in the memories.

[emerald-happy.livejournal.com]

<3=meloves

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

Gracias, Em.

[allthingevil123.livejournal.com]

beautiful ^^ you should write more or maybe not ¬¬

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Yes, probably not...

[scottykarrde.livejournal.com]

You've been dipping into the King's unwatered wine, haven't you, Em?

I am now in fear
of the Great Dancing Bear
(though it be rather queer
to think and to care
and talk 'bout the pair
of Gen's underwear -
if they're even there.
If you know, please share
Oh Emerald dear.)

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

Ahem, that was me dipping into the unwatered wine, scotty, not emerald. That is one awesome verse. Very good rhythm, very reprobatish. Who knew "underwear" would have so many rhymes?

I sort of fear the Dancing Bear, too. She's pretty fierce.

[scottykarrde.livejournal.com]

O, great and deep shame!
To mix up a name!
Have I slighted your fame,
Made Dancing Bear tame?
If this be your claim,
On me place the blame -
O shame! O shame!

And yet you can still honor this miserable rhymster with reprobatish approbation. O!

Here's something for you:

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[scottykarrde.livejournal.com]

gulp. my link failed.
Well, it's the thought that counts, isn't it.
Gulp (second gulp: me drinking the wine I was going to give you. Why should it go to waste?)

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

:D Awesome. I may have to call you Dite. Though your rhymes aren't insulting enough. :P

[scottykarrde.livejournal.com]

Oh, cruel sprite
to withold the title, "Dite"!
craven spite
Fear thy own King's Wedding Night!

The Erudite Erondite