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[zumie-ashlen.livejournal.com]

Hello again, Sounisians! I return with more crack conversations between viviolo and I.

On the day of the wedding:

zumie_ashlen: Gen would be like OH MY GOD IT'S HERE IT'S FINALLY HERE I'M SO NERVOUS I'M GOING TO FORGET THINGS AND MY SUIT DOESN'T FIT WHO TAILORED IT IRENE WILL SEE MY PATHETICNESS AND LEAVE ME! EDDIS SAY SOMETHING COMFORTING
zumie_ashlen: Eddis would be like LOL
viviolo: Relius would whine like, ATTOLIA, CAN'T WE KILL HIM PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR AND POISON ON TOP
zumie_ashlen: and Irene would look on while smiling from the corner NO, THIS IS MORE FUN. OH LOOK HE JUST FAINTED AGAIN
zumie_ashlen: PANSY
viviolo: AND ALL THE EDDISIANS ARE JUST LIKE
viviolo: *FACEPALM*
zumie_ashlen: and his father would have to drag him to the fainting couch
viviolo: EDDIS GET THE SALTS
zumie_ashlen: she would totally have them in her purse already
viviolo: I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN
zumie_ashlen: and then Gen would get up and start running around aimlessly again
zumie_ashlen: I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN IRENE DIFFERENT EARRINGS WHAT IF SHE DOESN'T LIKE THEM AND WHO ARE ALL OF YOU I WILL GUT YOU IF YOU CROSS ME
viviolo: but they have to stand really far back when they wake him
viviolo: on account of him being prepared to take them all down when he’s half-asleep
viviolo: like, would they use a really long pole or something?!
zumie_ashlen: nah, his daddy can restrain him
viviolo: or his cousins XD
zumie_ashlen: hahahaha
zumie_ashlen: FOR THE LAST TIME GET OFF
viviolo: OMG YES
viviolo: HIS DAD IS JUST LIKE
viviolo: GO SIT ON YOUR COUSIN FOR AWHILE
viviolo: HE NEEDS TO BE CALMED
zumie_ashlen: XD
zumie_ashlen: THAT IS TOTALLY HIS JOB
zumie_ashlen: BRIDESMAIDS, FLOWER ARRANGERS, AND SITTING ON THE GROOM
zumie_ashlen: WHICH IRENE WOULD TAKE PICTURES OF IF SHE HAD A CAMERA
zumie_ashlen: AS IT IS, SHE WILL CHERISH THE MEMORY FOREVER
viviolo: AND THEN SHE HAS TO THINK ABOUT WHO'S GOING TO SIT ON HIM WHEN THE EDDISIANS LEAVE
viviolo: LIKE, GO OVER JOB APPLICANTS
viviolo: COSTIS TOTALLY HAS TO INTERVIEW THEM
zumie_ashlen: AND HOW HEAVY ARE YOU?
zumie_ashlen: MM-HM. I SEE. THANKS.
zumie_ashlen: And now I have to add that to the armor necessary to protect them from Gen's hook...
zumie_ashlen: HE HAS LITTLE TALLIES
zumie_ashlen: LIKE, EXAMINING EVERY BIT OF THE ROOM TO KEEP HIM FROM GETTING OUT
zumie_ashlen: BOOKS FILLED WITH MEASUREMENTS
zumie_ashlen: LIKE HOW BIG THE BED IS
viviolo: IT WILL TAKE HIM
viviolo: EXACTLY FOUR STEPS TO CROSS OVER TO BOOKSHELVES
zumie_ashlen: I NEED A MAN THERE IN A HIDDEN PANEL
zumie_ashlen: WITH ROPES
viviolo: AND SALTS
zumie_ashlen: AND ONE PERCHED ON THE WINDOW LEDGE
zumie_ashlen: WE'LL HAVE TO SECURE HIM TO THE ROOF
viviolo: YES
viviolo: NOW WHEN GEN GOES UP TO THE ROOF
viviolo: COSTIS MAKES HIM WEAR FULL SPELUNKING GEAR
zumie_ashlen: AND THERE ARE TOTALLY HIDDEN GUARDS IN THE BUSHES WITH TRAMPOLINES
zumie_ashlen: JUST IN CASE
viviolo: IF HE STARTS TO FALL
viviolo: COSTIS DIRECTS THEM WITH A COMPLICATED SET OF HAND GESTURES
zumie_ashlen: YES
zumie_ashlen: THERE'S AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL FOR THEM
zumie_ashlen: THIS MEANS LEFT, RIGHT, TRAMPOLINE OUT, SALTS READY, SUMMON THE COUSIN SO HE CAN BE SAT ON
zumie_ashlen: GOT IT?
zumie_ashlen: YOU KNOW, COSTIS MIGHT BE THE EDWARD-ISH ONE, WITH ALL THE OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVENESS
zumie_ashlen: LIKE, A TRAINED REGIMENT OF GUARDS THAT JUST STALK HIM ALL THE TIME WITH ALL THIS GEAR
viviolo: and Gen is all LOL COSTIS YOU SO FUNNY and runs circles around him constantly
zumie_ashlen: and Irene is like STOP USING MY ENTIRE ROYAL BUDGET TRYING TO KEEP THE KING FROM KILLING HIMSELF. IT'S HI
PROBLEM, COSTIS
zumie_ashlen: and Costis is like BUT BUT BUT I HAVE HONOR AND I MUST SERVE HIM
viviolo: NO
viviolo: IRENE IS LIKE LOOK GEN, STOP DRIVING COSTIS INSANE
viviolo: AND THEN GEN SULKS AROUND THE PALACE FOR A WEEK
viviolo: AND HIDES IN THE CUPBOARD
viviolo: AND COSTIS IS LIKE WHAT WHAT DID I DO
viviolo: AND GEN IS LIKE WHY DO YOU ALWAYS TELL ON ME X(
zumie_ashlen: AND COSTIS IS LIKE I DIDN'T!
zumie_ashlen: WELL SOMEONE DID
zumie_ashlen: THERE IS NO MAGICAL TATTLING ELF IN THE PALACE COSTIS
zumie_ashlen: I WOULD HAVE FOUND IT BY NOW
zumie_ashlen: I LOOKED ON THE FIRST DAY
viviolo: COSTIS IS LIKE, THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DO EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY?
zumie_ashlen: DUH
zumie_ashlen: I SPY ON YOU
zumie_ashlen: I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING WITH THE TIME I GET FROM SKIPPING ALL MY TUTORING
zumie_ashlen: BESIDES MAKE OUT WITH MY SUGAR LUMPKIN, I MEAN
zumie_ashlen: AND IRENE IS LIKE STOP USING THOSE NICKNAMES GEN I WARNED YOU ONCE AND I WON'T A SECOND TIME I HAVE
A KNIFE READY AND EVERYTHING AND YOU ALWAYS FALL ASLEEP BEFORE I DO
viviolo: COSTIS IS LIKE, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE RUNNING A COUNTRY
viviolo: GEN IS LIKE OH YEAH
viviolo: ONE SEC, LET ME NINJA THIS BARON OUT OF ALL HIS RESOURCES
zumie_ashlen: AND THE BARON IS ALL ;_;
viviolo: GEN IS ALL KAY I'M DONE BEING KINGLY NOW
zumie_ashlen: WASN'T THAT AWESOME IRENE? AREN'T I COOL? HEY I GOT YOU MORE EARRINGS, THESE WILL TOTALLY GO GREAT
WITH YOUR BLUE DRESS
viviolo: IRENE IS LIKE DO I HAVE TO SIT ON YOUR MYSELF
zumie_ashlen: I SHOULD GET ONES TO MATCH YOUR GRAY DRESS TOO
zumie_ashlen: OH MY
zumie_ashlen: I WAS SO STUPID
zumie_ashlen: YOU NEED EARRINGS IN EVERY COLOR!
viviolo: IN EVERY SHADE
viviolo: AND EVERY DESIGN!
zumie_ashlen: and so Irene gets him sat upon
zumie_ashlen: as he continues to rave about earrings
zumie_ashlen: GARNET
zumie_ashlen: THAT'S WHAT SHE NEEDS, SHE NEEDS GARNET
viviolo: and Irene is like omg SHUT UP
viviolo: and sends Costis to read him manure reports
zumie_ashlen: LET ME UP A SECOND, IT WILL BE BEAUTIFUL I PROMISE, JUST LET ME PUT TOGETHER YOUR OUTFIT FOR TOMORROW
zumie_ashlen: HE TOTALLY PUTS TOGETHER HER OUTFITS
zumie_ashlen: HIS HOBBY IS BROWSING WOMEN'S FASHION MAGAZINES
zumie_ashlen: AND HE CUTS OUT CERTAIN ONES THAT HE THINKS WOULD BE GOOD ON IRENE
zumie_ashlen: AND LEAVES THEM TAPED AROUND HER ROOM
zumie_ashlen: WITH LITTLE POST-IT NOTES THAT ONLY SAY "<3!"
viviolo: and Costis sees them and is like
viviolo: IS THIS AN ARROW
viviolo: OH MY GOD
viviolo: IS THIS AN ASSASSINATION THREAT
zumie_ashlen: SUMMON THE GUARD
zumie_ashlen: SUMMON RELIUS
zumie_ashlen: SUMMON THE QUEEN
zumie_ashlen: SUMMON THE HUNTING DOGS
zumie_ashlen: SUMMON THE BEES
viviolo: AND GEN IS LIKE QUICK COUSINS, SIT ON COSTIS
viviolo: I FEAR HE IS ABOUT IS SUFFER APOPLEXY
zumie_ashlen: AND SO COSTIS FAINTS FOR THE FIRST, BUT NOT LAST, TIME
zumie_ashlen: WHICH EVERYONE MOCKS HIM ABOUT FOR WEEKS

I admit, this is my favorite so far.

Comments

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

Ok, this is awesome. Especially:

zumie_ashlen: AND HE CUTS OUT CERTAIN ONES THAT HE THINKS WOULD BE GOOD ON IRENE
zumie_ashlen: AND LEAVES THEM TAPED AROUND HER ROOM
zumie_ashlen: WITH LITTLE POST-IT NOTES THAT ONLY SAY "<3!"

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

LEGOS, CHECKERS. WHERE ARE THE LEGOS.

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

Ha, the legos are all in a jolly pile in a small Victoria's Secret bag next to the bookcase. :)

But they have been busy...

[zumie-ashlen.livejournal.com]

Well, if they're in a Victoria's Secret bag, I would imagine so!

*couldn't resist*

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

Thank you for saying this a thousand times better than I ever would have managed to.

*reprobate high-five*

[zumie-ashlen.livejournal.com]

Thanks! ^.^

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

-DED-

-DED FROM T3H LULZ-

OMG

WHERE TO EVEN BEGIN OMG I AM LATE FOR DINNER BUT LOL.

ASLD;KFJASDFAS OKAY

THE COUSINS SITTING ON GEN.

AND AND AND

AND THE SULKING

AND

zumie_ashlen: THERE IS NO MAGICAL TATTLING ELF IN THE PALACE COSTIS
zumie_ashlen: I WOULD HAVE FOUND IT BY NOW
zumie_ashlen: I LOOKED ON THE FIRST DAY

*DIES*

DO I HAVE TO SIT ON YOU MYSELF

I WANT A LEGO OF THIS PLZKTHXBAI

OH MY GOD ASSASSINATION THREAT.

AND POOR, POOR FAINTING COSTIS.

*LOVES*

[zumie-ashlen.livejournal.com]

Asassination threat was my FAVORITE. It also sums up Costis perfectly, in my mind.

Thank you!

[viviolo.livejournal.com]

*hugs dear Costis for things we put him through*

[zumie-ashlen.livejournal.com]

Overreacting Costis is my favorite. <3

[jesusphreaq.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA. xD you guys are hilarious. my favorite part:

zumie_ashlen: THERE IS NO MAGICAL TATTLING ELF IN THE PALACE COSTIS
zumie_ashlen: I WOULD HAVE FOUND IT BY NOW
zumie_ashlen: I LOOKED ON THE FIRST DAY

[zumie-ashlen.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :)

[kitsune-rains.livejournal.com]

OMG, you pretty much just made my day, after hours and hours of homework. Thank you so much!

That bit about the fashion magazines? Totally Gen. XD

[zumie-ashlen.livejournal.com]

You're welcome! These are quite fun to do, I admit... X)

[crowinator.livejournal.com]

That was a lot of fun to read. My favorite part:
viviolo: COSTIS IS LIKE, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE RUNNING A COUNTRY
viviolo: GEN IS LIKE OH YEAH
viviolo: ONE SEC, LET ME NINJA THIS BARON OUT OF ALL HIS RESOURCES
zumie_ashlen: AND THE BARON IS ALL ;_;
viviolo: GEN IS ALL KAY I'M DONE BEING KINGLY NOW
zumie_ashlen: WASN'T THAT AWESOME IRENE? AREN'T I COOL?

I can just see Gen ninja-ing people out of their stuff.

[zumie-ashlen.livejournal.com]

Gen is totally a ninja. NEW CANON.

Also your icon omg. <3

[thelasteddis.livejournal.com]

I CAN SEE GEN WTH THE FASHION MAGAZINES.
AND IT'S WEIRDING ME OUT.
He's be all like, BUTBUTBUT YELLOW IS PURRRRRRTY
And she'd say, STFU I LIKE RED
NOW GET OUT OF MY CLOSET
AND HE WOULD SULK
WHILE IN THE CLOSET
AND THEN PHRISINE WOULD HAVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN SHE OPENED IT IN THE MORNING
AND SHE'D CALL COSTIS
AND COSTIS WOULD TRY TO ARREST THE KING.

WANT LEGOS. CHECKERS DEAR, TELL THE LEGOS TO GET OUT OF THE VICTORIA'S SECRET BAG AND GET BUSY.
Busy-er, I mean.
I couldn't resist.

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

Patience, young grasshopper. These things take time.

[thelasteddis.livejournal.com]

*pout*

[zumie-ashlen.livejournal.com]

HAHAAA

WHAT ARE YOU DOING STILL IN MY CLOSET?
YOU SHUT THE DOOR, I DIDN'T WANT TO WAKE YOU BY OPENING IT.
SO YOU GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK IN THE MORNING? BRILLIANT GEN!

[thelasteddis.livejournal.com]

BUTBUTBUT IRENE SWEETIE I FOUND A MAGICAL LAND WITH TALKING BEAVERS AND AN EVIL QUEEN AND AND THEY MADE ME THEIR KING (that part sucked, btw)

[zumie-ashlen.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD

NARNIA/ATTOLIA CROSSOVER

CAN YOU IMAGINE IRENE IN NARNIA? SHE'D BE ON THE WHITE QUEEN'S SIDE!

[thelasteddis.livejournal.com]

AND GEN WOULD JUST RUN AROUND BEING THIEFLY AND STEALING PEOPLE'S STUFF

PETER WOULD BE GOING INTO BATTLE AND SAY, HOLY SNAP WHERE IS MY SWORD
AND EDMUND WOULD BE ALL LIKE, F YOUR SWORD WHERE ARE MY PANTS

AND ASLAN WOULD BE ALL, HOW CAN THEY BECOME THE KINGS AND QUEENS IF YOU KEEP TAKING THEIR STUFF

AND GEN WOULD BLOW A RASBERRY AT ASLAN
IT'S NOT ALL ITS CRACKED UP TO BE, SRSLY.

[zumie-ashlen.livejournal.com]

I BET GEN STOLE THE SIGNPOST AND TRICKED THEM BACK INTO THE REAL WORLD

AND NARNIA IS LIKE DUDE WTF WE NEED OUR MONARCHS

AND HE'S ALL I WAS JUST DOING THEM A FAVOR, RULING IS TERRIBLE ON THE PSYCHE

[thelasteddis.livejournal.com]

HE'D INSTALL A DEMOCRACY.
GEN IS TOTALLY INTO DEMOCRACY.

THEN HE'D CURSE A LOT WHEN TELMAR CAME AND TOOK EVERYTHING OVER
AND THE UNNAMED GODESS WOULD SAY, THIS WOULD HAVE WORKED OUT BETTER IF I WERE PULLING THE STRINGS

AND GEN WOULD BE ALL, NO I'VE GOT IT UNDER CONTOL
AND THEN HE'D TAKE THE QUEEN OF TELMAR'S EARRINGS
AND GIVE THEM TO IRENE
WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT? THE UNNAMED GODDESS WOULD ASK
AND HE'D BE ALL, MY POOKIE NEEDED MORE EARRINGS
AND WHAT'S-HER-FACE HAD TOO MANY
I ALLIVIATED THE SITUATION.

[tencups-i-swear.livejournal.com]

THAT IS SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
ME AND MACALLA [MY BIG BROTHER] STOOD THERE [AND SAT THERE [AT the computer]] and ead it aloud very loudly cracking up every ten seconds. but . . . we're are the legos?

[zumie-ashlen.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :D

[willow-41z.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[zumie-ashlen.livejournal.com]

I can't place where your icon is from, though it looks familiar. Hints? ;)

And thanks. ^.^

[willow-41z.livejournal.com]

"Arsenic and Old Lace". ^_^

[reader-marie.livejournal.com]

Phew! I thought I might never breathe again!

I read the other one too, and thought it couldn't get any better...I was obviously very mistaken.

I think my roommate now thinks I am officially insane.

At least I'm in good company...

[zumie-ashlen.livejournal.com]

Oh hey, my icon is actually relevant then! :D

Yes, we're all mad here...

[zeonn.livejournal.com]

WITH LITTLE POST-IT NOTES THAT ONLY SAY "<3!"
viviolo: and Costis sees them and is like
viviolo: IS THIS AN ARROW
viviolo: OH MY GOD
viviolo: IS THIS AN ASSASSINATION THREAT
*dies* Oh! Oh! Oh! I laughed so hard at this I couldn't breathe!!
These are amazing. Please oh please do more soon!!

[zumie-ashlen.livejournal.com]

That bit was my favoritest bit ever. I fear I can never live up to that awesomeness, Viv!

[peggy-2.livejournal.com]

zumie_ashlen: BRIDESMAIDS, FLOWER ARRANGERS, AND SITTING ON THE GROOM
zumie_ashlen: WHICH IRENE WOULD TAKE PICTURES OF IF SHE HAD A CAMERA

oh yes ...

=D

[kac1309.livejournal.com]

that was simply a-MAY-zing...i was laughing out loud like the whole time. and i can totally see Gen being a ninja and ninja-ing people out of things...and even though i was forced to explain to my very practical and not-into-fan-communities roommate why i was laughing, it was SO worth it!!!