Thinking up new earrings is actually quite difficult!

[zumie-ashlen.livejournal.com]

Hello everyone! I'm back again, with more crazy speculations on What Happens in Attolia Stays in Attolia.

We were discussing the possibility of the garnets as big as thumbs being earrings. Maybe. It went from there.

zumie_ashlen: those are some big ass earrings
viviolo: well, her ears have worked out before hand
viviolo: Gen keeps getting her more and more elaborate ones
zumie_ashlen: THESE ARE QUADRUPLE TIER EMERALD EARRINGS DARLING
zumie_ashlen: SEE HOW WELL THEY FIT WITH YOUR SHOES?
viviolo: THEY GO DOWN TO MY SHOES GEN
viviolo: THAT'S HOW BIG THEY ARE
zumie_ashlen: I COULD USE THEM AS WEAPONS BY TURNING MY HEAD
viviolo: and she's like DO YOU WANT ME TO HAVE SAGGY EARLOBES
viviolo: CAUSE THAT’S WHERE THIS IS HEADED GEN
zumie_ashlen: NO NO
zumie_ashlen: OH MY GOD THEY ARE A RISK TO YOUR HEALTH
zumie_ashlen: I'M SO STUPID
zumie_ashlen: I'M GOING TO GO JUMP
zumie_ashlen: I DON'T DESERVE YOU
viviolo: LOOK, JUST FIXATE ON ANOTHER PIECE OF JEWELRY
viviolo: and she sends him out to the jewelry story with Costis

zumie_ashlen: AREN'T THESE PRETTY COSTIS
zumie_ashlen: SEE HOW SPARKLY THEY ARE
zumie_ashlen: LIKE A VAMPIRE
viviolo: GEN MAKES HIM MODEL THE NECKLACES
zumie_ashlen: YOU'RE SO PRETTY NOW COSTIS
zumie_ashlen: EVERYBODY COME LOOK AT HOW PRETTY COSTIS IS
zumie_ashlen: and the men all have to nod calmly and discuss his prettiness in front of Gen
viviolo: OH, HE'S A SPECIMEN OF BEAUTY, MAJESTY
zumie_ashlen: SEE HIS MAGNIFICENT BUILD
viviolo: IT’S LIKE HE’S A BUTTERFLY
viviolo: GEN'S LIKE OKAY, WE’RE HITTING THE DRESS STORE NEXT
zumie_ashlen: IRENE NEEDS DRESSES TO MATCH THESE NEW NECKLACES
viviolo: COSTIS MODEL THEM FOR ME

zumie_ashlen: SO THEY BRING HOME ALL THESE DRESSES AND JEWELRY FOR ATTOLIA
viviolo: AND ATTOLIA'S LIKE, WHY ARE ALL THESE DRESSES STRETCHED OUT?
zumie_ashlen: DO YOU THINK I'M HEAVYSET
zumie_ashlen: I WILL CUT YOU GEN
viviolo: AND HE’S LIKE NO NO DARLING
zumie_ashlen: IT'S ALL COSTIS' FAULT
zumie_ashlen: HE WANTED TO LOOK PRETTY
viviolo: AND COSTIS IS LIKE ;_;
zumie_ashlen: and when he returns to his room everybody's left anonymous packs of makeup on his bed
viviolo: and when he goes to mess hall, he's like, I REALLY DON'T APPRECIATE YOUR LACK OF SENSITIVITY, GUYS
viviolo: YOU ARE ALL VERY MEAN
viviolo: AND I HOPE YOU SOMEDAY REALIZE HOW MUCH YOU HAVE HURT ME
zumie_ashlen: XD
viviolo: the next day he finds Midol on his bed
zumie_ashlen: SO HE GETS GEN'S COUSINS TO SIT ON HIM IN REVENGE
zumie_ashlen: IT'S LIKE AN EVER-ESCALATING PRANK WAR
viviolo: IF ONLY THE MEDES KNEW WHAT REALLY WENT ON AT THE ATTOLIAN COURT.

Sorry it's short. More on the way soon, hopefully!

Comments

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

*can't wait for jade to see this one*

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Aw man. Costis. He should be watching the septuplets, not modeling dresses. This is going to confuse...Lucian, Miles, and Alexander something fierce.

also,

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

[zumie-ashlen.livejournal.com]

Gen would totally make Costis babysit the kids.

If he could tear himself away from them at all (he would be the overprotective father-type, I feel).

Thanks. :D

[willow-41z.livejournal.com]

IT'S LIKE AN EVER-ESCALATING PRANK WAR

IT'S LIKE SOUNIS

[zumie-ashlen.livejournal.com]

AHAHA! :D

[tencups-i-swear.livejournal.com]

that rocks!

SEE HOW SPARKLY THEY ARE . . . LIKE A VAMPIRE!

lol! XD

[zumie-ashlen.livejournal.com]

I can't wait for Meyers' new series. All I can think of is how she can top the crazy of Twilight?

[tencups-i-swear.livejournal.com]

mmmh, sadly I haven't been able to read twilight yet, My library has it because every body else is reading it. *-* very annoying.

[ladymoon-kora.livejournal.com]

O my god, I love these. Keep them coming, please!! They brighten my day.

[zumie-ashlen.livejournal.com]

Will do! :3

[kitsune-rains.livejournal.com]

EVERYBODY COME LOOK AT HOW PRETTY COSTIS IS

That just made my whole day.

[zumie-ashlen.livejournal.com]

Aww, good. ^o^

<3

[lilian-cho.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAH Oh Costis, they abuse you so <3
But your love loyalty to Gen remains true~

Re: <3

[zumie-ashlen.livejournal.com]

He's fun to abuse. Although he IS my favorite...

[zeonn.livejournal.com]

viviolo: the next day he finds Midol on his bed
zumie_ashlen: SO HE GETS GEN'S COUSINS TO SIT ON HIM IN REVENGE
*dies*

Oh my GEN. You people continue to be amazing. LOVE.

[zumie-ashlen.livejournal.com]

Thanks. :)

[thelasteddis.livejournal.com]

LOVE!!!

Have you, by any chance, read the midsummer's theif fanfic? look it up in the archives...
(or you can just ask Relius to do it for you, because he can't have the title without actually doing something with the archives from time to time)
All the Costis-in-a-dress talk made me think of that.

You guys are AWESOME, darling. Keep it up!

[zumie-ashlen.livejournal.com]

No, but I'm intrigued! I shall read it later today, because I have pesky errands in a little while.

Ahaha! We should have him guest-star. Him and the Magus...

Thanks! ^//////^

[kulai-raito.livejournal.com]

ahaha for some reason, i could see gen doing that to Costis XD
Gen going to get 365 pairs of earrings before Irene will be totally fed up and tell him to move on with something else!
love it

[zumie-ashlen.livejournal.com]

He's onto necklaces now. That should last him a while. Then she plans to distract him with bracelets.

[thelasteddis.livejournal.com]

AND TOE RINGS