Eddis, Attolia, Sounis

Eeeuuugh. Um, wow. Not nice at all.

...

And it's even a right one...

And is that one of the lilies of Attolia?

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Heads I get the hand. Lilies you do.

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I am personally hoping that the gods DON'T intervene and make it lilies this time.

...it's all yours!
(well, actually it's Gen's)

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*flips coin*

*turns it over and looks down*

Heads. Alright then...

*knocks on palace door*

Lady Jane: Hey, Your Majesty. We found this lying around. Agh and I were flipping coins for, it but then we decided you might like it back. Would you like it back? *holds up severed limb*

Gen: ... *pales* *runs away screaming*

Lady Jane: Uhh... Your Majesty. *is suddenly surrounded by guards*
Err... sorry... *waves* *the guards drag Lady Jane away* WAIT! Costis! I went to your wedding. Remember? You really don't want to arrest me.

*sound of slamming prison doors*

Lady Jane: Oh... shitaki mushrooms... *yelling down the hall* I was just asking a question. You're not gonna leave me down here, are you? HEY!

*flips coin again*

*it keeps on landing on heads*

Lady Jane: How did I get the Rosencrantz and Guildenstern coin? That's not fair. I demand a redo!

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Late at night:

Phresine: Goodnight, my Queen.

Attolia: Goodnight. *walks over to her bed. There is a large lump under the covers*

Attolia: Eugenides! What are you doing hiding in my bed?

Gen: Um... Nothing. *sulks* No one would let me go up to the roof.

Attolia: *raises eyebrow* Teleus tells me there's a new prisoner in the dungeons.

Gen: ... Well, this is awkward.

Attolia: What did she do? I can hang her for you, no problem.

Gen: Oh, that's ok, sweetie. It's no biggie. Nothing to do with you at all. Y'know, I think I'm going to go back to my own room now. See you at breakfast! *speeds away and into secret passage*

Agh: *getting lost in palace trying to find and rescue Lady Jane*
*bumps into Gen* Aah! Omh! It's Eugenides! In person! I'm about to have a fit of apoplexy!

Gen: Shh.

Agh: *whispers* What are you doing here?

Gen: Um, this is my palace. Am I king? I'm going to go let your friend out befor my wife finds out about the hand.

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*Lady Jane is brooding in dungeon*

Lady Jane: Why am I always the one who gets locked in the dungeon? Last time it was in Nahursefish's dungeon because Mira revealed I was a spy. I've served the king bravely. They can't leave me down here! I was just trying to be polite and return a lost hand

Gen: Sspssp...

Lady Jane: YOUR MAJESTY!

Gen: *winces*

Lady Jane: *covers mouth* *whispers* I wasn't trying to upset you. With the... a... umm...

Gen: Hand...

Lady Jane: *nods* Is the queen going to hang me?

Gen: Most likely. You can't seem to stay out of trouble can you?

Lady Jane: The doomed coin strikes again!

Gen: The what?

Agh: It's from Rosencrants and Guildenstern.

Lady Jane: Oh, Agh... I didn't see you there. *waves* It's a somewhat creepy play about the Whiny Prince of Denmark's friends. One of them has a coin that won't land on anything but heads, and they end up getting hanged in the end.

Gen: That's... depressing. And I thought I stipulated I disliked dramas in which I appear.

Lady Jane: You? Oh, you're nothing like Hamlet, the whiny prince. You're so much cooler. And beside he gets poiso- *covers mouth*

Agh: *winces*

Gen: Poisoned? What is wrong with your world's literature. *shakes head* Anyway... You're free to go. *opens door* Go back to spying on the Mede, and the next time you find a hand lying around, don't pick it up. You're such an odd child.

Lady Jane: *holds up hand solemnly* I swear to never, EVER give you a hand again, Your Majesty.

Gen: *stares at Lady Jane quizzically* You do that. Off with you now, before I change my mind, or the queen finds us down here.

Lady Jane: *hugs Gen* But can't we stay and chat for just a little while?

Agh: Hey, I want to hug Gen too. *tackles Gen*

Gen: *looks a bit uncomfortable* *sighs in defeat*

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elle-winters.livejournal.com

HAHAHAHHAHA

YOU GOT LOCKED UP AGAIN!

CAN'T YOU STAY OUT OF ATTOLIA'S DUNGEON FOR ONCE, LADY JANE?!

*shakes head* evidently not.

*joins in hugging Gen*

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Yeah... Yeah...

And it wasn't Attolia's dungeon before. It was the Mede's dungeon.

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I hugged Gen!!!!

Yay! A happy ending!

<3 <3 <3 <3

"Go back to spying on the Mede, and the next time you find a hand lying around, don't pick it up. You're such an odd child."
That made me laugh.

...and I see you managed to sneak in a hand joke.

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velvetrose09.livejournal.com

Now, someone go tell Attolis he did NOT leave his seal ring on his other hand! :P

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Oh... My...

His other hand?

*snort*

New hand joke.

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freenarnian.livejournal.com

CREEPY.

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spellcoats.livejournal.com

So obviously the mods need to change the community layout to this. Or is it paid only?

Also, hilariously? That's actually a right hand.

Edited Date: 2/28/10 04:18 am (UTC)

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I don't know if it's paid only since I have a paid account. So it doesn't say LOL YOU CAN'T HAVE THIS.

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EWW...

Is this Irene's secret witching desk? Where she keeps all the ingredients for her scary-glare spells.

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I think her glare is just natually scary. No spells or potions necessary! Just a stony mask,a troubled youth, and a lot of responsibility and ruthlessness. (OH, and someone to glare at. Like her king.)

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*insert Doctor Who joke here*

So, let's see. Pile of books - referencing the Magus!

Lilies - Attolia's garden.

Eyeballs - from when everyone's eyes bugged out at Eugenides being awesome in KoA. Irene probably decided to put them on her desk to frighten the guards.

Pickled fish - Costis. He is in a pickle, and he constantly gawps, rather like a fish.

Hand - of course.

I think the final thing is a skull, but I'm not sure. Maybe one from the catacombs in The Thief.

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Doctor Who joke. :D Maybe we'll grow another Gen.

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Eugenides should totally be the next companion. OH THE ADVENTURES.

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freenarnian.livejournal.com

I do believe The Doctor and Gen would meet their respective matches!

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Yeah. It's some sort of rodent skull.

-Left-Handed Creativity

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Don't forget the coleus leaves.

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Oh yeah. Um... well, coleus leaves can be used for hallucinations ~~according to the internet~~, so we can pretend they stand for lethium? :D

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Not to mention they're what Attolia poisoned her first husband with and mentioned as "the coward leaf" in TT.

...IT ALL FITS!

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Oh, and one question, Coyul. Is that Rikku from FFX on your icon?

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Yes, it is! You can't tell, but she's wearing Captain Jack Sparrow's hat. >>;

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I knew it! Rikku was probably my favorite character in FFX. Although I also liked Lulu, Yuna, and Kimari (a bit like Pol, don't you think) a lot. Rikku was just really cute and lively.

I have fond memories of that game. It was a whole lot of fun. I even have some of the beautiful music on my Ipod. I really like The Hymn of the Fayth.

FFX-2 was kind of a disappointment, though. It didn't have the same awesome storyline, quirky humor, or suspense buildup.

FFX was one of those unique games where I enjoyed the storyline as much as I enjoyed playing the game. If not more so. The world development was excellent!

I should play that game again this summer.

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FFX definitely had some of the prettiest game music ever. I hadn't thought of the Kimari-Pol connection, but I suppose it fits, sorta. I like what I've played of FFX-2 simply because it's fun. It's not as good as the first, but it's playful and has some very catchy music. :D

FFVIII is still my favorite, followed by IX (which is sadly overlooked by too many people).

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