Welcome to the Court of Reprobates

[emerald-happy.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaages ago Checkers created this post where anyone in our merry circus court who wanted an Official Title could get themself one. Anyway, I thought I'd start a new post for everyone who wants a title or to change their title. Since it is an Auspicious Day tomorrow this could be a Infamous Title Amnesty. Any Court Oglers who wish to reform may do so; any plushie Duchesses who wish to un-plushie-fy may be blessed in their endeavours. I'm sure there are ambassadors of kindness practicing their most evil laugh right this minute.

Not to mention Queen Rowana is an absent queen. :(

Rowana - well, Queen of course
fabricalchemist - Dancing Bear of Queen Ro's circus
octopirock - Court Pin Maker
anon8 - Palace Physician and Court Enigma (I just made that up :) )
mycenaeth - Court Ninja
xstwilight - Court Jester (sorry, Iris, but that one is self-proclaimed) and Originator of Typots
dannybailey - Secretary of the Archives (with a lovely embroidered cape)
Checkers - snide Magus and general bossyboots

dh684 - Minister Ambassador of Communication and Lady of the Links
emmaco - Court Scholar and Voice of Reason
cherryblosomjen - Minister of the Arts
thnidnu - Court Linguist
allthingevil123 - Minister of Evil Deviousness 
And, of course, Megan - Great Goddess High Priestess (self demoted) and She Who Really DOES Have Dibs

The Bear's James -  our Costis
willow_41z -  most exalted Stealthy Ubiquity 
sandtree - Oracle of Earrings
fizzco - Minister of Icons Humorous Representations
cheezluva - Minister of Soft, Easy-to-Spread-With-One-Hand Cheeses
avian_xj - our Agape
peggy_2 - Duchess of Enthusiasm Exuberance
nutmeg3 - Princess Nutmeg
emerald - :DDDDDDDD (aka Manymouths) Ambassador of Cheer and Kick-Butt Kindnesses
jade_sabre_301 - Court Ogler of Sexy Manflesh 
haleysings - Plushie Duchess
philia_fan - Lesser Known Attolian Goddess Pirate of Mercy and Brilliance
ballerina_222 - Court Ballerina
anachred - Her Royal Petulance's Very Reliable Mag...net
alpestars - Captain (or Caption) of the Guard

We still need a Minister of War, and assorted guards, cousins, duchesses and barons. 

Anybody have more ideas?  Got a title for yourself?  What is your place in our little circus community?  MWHAHAHAHAHAHA I dare you to create as much reprobatishness as possible! *offers cookies*
 

Comments

[sandtree.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, I wanted to be Minister of War, but I see I'm already Oracle of Earrings! I'll leave Minister of War for someone who doesn't have a title yet. Oracle of Earrings is pretty cool.

[elvenjaneite.livejournal.com]

I want a title, but I don't have any ideas. This is probably because I'm sick. Any thoughts?

[earthstar-moon.livejournal.com]

Can I be Court Storyteller?

[freenarnian.livejournal.com]

May I assume the title Requisitioner of Moon’s Promises? I'm not even sure what it means, but it sounds good.

[zumie-ashlen.livejournal.com]

I wish to be something! I have no clue what, but SOMETHING.

Somebody, give me a title!

[avian-xj.livejournal.com]

Oh man XP I remember this. Jade's name is far too perfect to ever be changed!

[inkasrain.livejournal.com]

Ooh, ooh, can I be the Minister of War? Can I, can I, can I?? *Stands on tiptoes with hand straining toward the ceiling, Granger-style.*

[rosaleeluann.livejournal.com]

I was Court Artiste Extraordinaire: Champion of Oils and Demeaner of All Things Acrylic, but I think I'm ready for a new title. Any ideas?

[harlyn.livejournal.com]

Can I be Obnoxious Cousin?

[coyul.livejournal.com]

I'd love a title. The only thing I can think of at the moment is "She Who Comes With The Dawn" but that's the wrong fandom, what.

Anyone got anything good for me? XD;

[nutmeg3.livejournal.com]

I'm quite happy to remain a princess, though I quite like animals and would be happy to tend any available bears on the side.

[ilysia-039.livejournal.com]

Oh! Oh, yes! May I be the Lackadaisical, Layabout Court Philosopher?

*rubs hands in excitement*

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, I don't have my glasses on and read that as Layabout Court Philanderer.

[ballet2nite.livejournal.com]

Can I be the Eddisan MAster of Music?

[ilysia-039.livejournal.com]

...

I can accept that.

*raises eyebrows in a most reprobatish fashion*

[tiegirl.livejournal.com]

I would love to be...The Court Gardener, Purveyor of Vegetables for the Table and Flowers for the Centerpieces and In Charge of Procuring Knitted Tree Sweaters and Orange Trees.

It was either that or Court Dog Groomer/Trainer/Veterinarian, and I wanted to be more "in favor" than that...

[kitsune-rains.livejournal.com]

Can I call Court Engineer?

[kulai-raito.livejournal.com]

I like to put me as...Court Architect.
Now..i need a phrase for it..

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

Whoa. and a master at html. Nice.

[tiegirl.livejournal.com]

Heh. "Wonder what this does? Huh. What about this one?"

[tiegirl.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha! As soon as I read what Chex thought I wanted it! I would try not to be Lackadaisical, though. I have my pride.

[pico-the-great.livejournal.com]

Could I be the Court Lurker, and/or perhaps the Minister of Delayed Responses?

[keestone.livejournal.com]

Aw darn, I'm obviously too late to get Minister of Delayed Responses.

Perhaps I should go for Minister of Procrastination and Wine Tasting.

[emerald-happy.livejournal.com]

Dude, I get lost in your title. *watches mesmerised*

[emerald-happy.livejournal.com]

LOL