Welcome to the Court of Reprobates

[emerald-happy.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaages ago Checkers created this post where anyone in our merry circus court who wanted an Official Title could get themself one. Anyway, I thought I'd start a new post for everyone who wants a title or to change their title. Since it is an Auspicious Day tomorrow this could be a Infamous Title Amnesty. Any Court Oglers who wish to reform may do so; any plushie Duchesses who wish to un-plushie-fy may be blessed in their endeavours. I'm sure there are ambassadors of kindness practicing their most evil laugh right this minute.

Not to mention Queen Rowana is an absent queen. :(

Rowana - well, Queen of course
fabricalchemist - Dancing Bear of Queen Ro's circus
octopirock - Court Pin Maker
anon8 - Palace Physician and Court Enigma (I just made that up :) )
mycenaeth - Court Ninja
xstwilight - Court Jester (sorry, Iris, but that one is self-proclaimed) and Originator of Typots
dannybailey - Secretary of the Archives (with a lovely embroidered cape)
Checkers - snide Magus and general bossyboots

dh684 - Minister Ambassador of Communication and Lady of the Links
emmaco - Court Scholar and Voice of Reason
cherryblosomjen - Minister of the Arts
thnidnu - Court Linguist
allthingevil123 - Minister of Evil Deviousness 
And, of course, Megan - Great Goddess High Priestess (self demoted) and She Who Really DOES Have Dibs

The Bear's James -  our Costis
willow_41z -  most exalted Stealthy Ubiquity 
sandtree - Oracle of Earrings
fizzco - Minister of Icons Humorous Representations
cheezluva - Minister of Soft, Easy-to-Spread-With-One-Hand Cheeses
avian_xj - our Agape
peggy_2 - Duchess of Enthusiasm Exuberance
nutmeg3 - Princess Nutmeg
emerald - :DDDDDDDD (aka Manymouths) Ambassador of Cheer and Kick-Butt Kindnesses
jade_sabre_301 - Court Ogler of Sexy Manflesh 
haleysings - Plushie Duchess
philia_fan - Lesser Known Attolian Goddess Pirate of Mercy and Brilliance
ballerina_222 - Court Ballerina
anachred - Her Royal Petulance's Very Reliable Mag...net
alpestars - Captain (or Caption) of the Guard

We still need a Minister of War, and assorted guards, cousins, duchesses and barons. 

Anybody have more ideas?  Got a title for yourself?  What is your place in our little circus community?  MWHAHAHAHAHAHA I dare you to create as much reprobatishness as possible! *offers cookies*
 

Comments

[sandtree.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, I wanted to be Minister of War, but I see I'm already Oracle of Earrings! I'll leave Minister of War for someone who doesn't have a title yet. Oracle of Earrings is pretty cool.

[elvenjaneite.livejournal.com]

I want a title, but I don't have any ideas. This is probably because I'm sick. Any thoughts?

[earthstar-moon.livejournal.com]

Can I be Court Storyteller?

[freenarnian.livejournal.com]

May I assume the title Requisitioner of Moon’s Promises? I'm not even sure what it means, but it sounds good.

[zumie-ashlen.livejournal.com]

I wish to be something! I have no clue what, but SOMETHING.

Somebody, give me a title!

[thelasteddis.livejournal.com]

Official Schemer and Enscriber of Chatspeak Crack!!!

[avian-xj.livejournal.com]

Oh man XP I remember this. Jade's name is far too perfect to ever be changed!

[inkasrain.livejournal.com]

Ooh, ooh, can I be the Minister of War? Can I, can I, can I?? *Stands on tiptoes with hand straining toward the ceiling, Granger-style.*

[rosaleeluann.livejournal.com]

I was Court Artiste Extraordinaire: Champion of Oils and Demeaner of All Things Acrylic, but I think I'm ready for a new title. Any ideas?

[harlyn.livejournal.com]

Can I be Obnoxious Cousin?

[coyul.livejournal.com]

I'd love a title. The only thing I can think of at the moment is "She Who Comes With The Dawn" but that's the wrong fandom, what.

Anyone got anything good for me? XD;

[nutmeg3.livejournal.com]

I'm quite happy to remain a princess, though I quite like animals and would be happy to tend any available bears on the side.

[ilysia-039.livejournal.com]

Oh! Oh, yes! May I be the Lackadaisical, Layabout Court Philosopher?

*rubs hands in excitement*

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, I don't have my glasses on and read that as Layabout Court Philanderer.

[ballet2nite.livejournal.com]

Can I be the Eddisan MAster of Music?

[tiegirl.livejournal.com]

I would love to be...The Court Gardener, Purveyor of Vegetables for the Table and Flowers for the Centerpieces and In Charge of Procuring Knitted Tree Sweaters and Orange Trees.

It was either that or Court Dog Groomer/Trainer/Veterinarian, and I wanted to be more "in favor" than that...

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

Whoa. and a master at html. Nice.

[kitsune-rains.livejournal.com]

Can I call Court Engineer?

[kulai-raito.livejournal.com]

I like to put me as...Court Architect.
Now..i need a phrase for it..

[pico-the-great.livejournal.com]

Could I be the Court Lurker, and/or perhaps the Minister of Delayed Responses?

[keestone.livejournal.com]

Aw darn, I'm obviously too late to get Minister of Delayed Responses.

Perhaps I should go for Minister of Procrastination and Wine Tasting.

[thelasteddis.livejournal.com]

I would very much like to claim the title of Duchess of Mezithra and Official Adviser of Whatchamacallits and Suchlike

[agh-4.livejournal.com]

Me = That Guard Who Keeps On Dropping Swords and Is Always Off Fantasizing About Socks

????

[thelasteddis.livejournal.com]

Minister of sword-dropping and sock-fantasizing, perhaps? ;-)

[thelasteddis.livejournal.com]

Someone needs to be Guardian of the Bathhouse Peepholes!!!!!

[agh-4.livejournal.com]

YOU.

Oh wait, maybe not. Because there's no way you'd stay OUTSIDE the bathhouse.

Nyahaha. :D

[wanderingdreamr.livejournal.com]

This community has a "general insanity" tag? Dear lord, and I thought it was bad when my other fandoms have a fanworks:crack tag. XD
No idea what my title would be (That person way in the back of the court, no, a little more to your right, there you go, who looks disinterested?) but these are all amusing.

[readsintrees.livejournal.com]

I don't want anything flashy. Can I just be Head Attendant to the King? Booyah, then I just get to hang out with Eugenides all the time. I'll serve him WAY better than Sejanus ever did.

[tiegirl.livejournal.com]

*snerk* You REPROBATE!

[fushiforever.livejournal.com]

Could I possibly be the Court Seer and hairdresser (all the better to foresee bad hair days)?

[agh-4.livejournal.com]

Hee hee. Yes, that could be very helpful.

Just hope Nahuserfish doesn't come back and make you see to his beard. *Phew! Cheap hair oil!*

[elle-winters.livejournal.com]

Royal Matchmaker/Keeper of the Attolia Guards Bath House/Watchmaker misteress-
do we have one of these (not that we need one, the way you ladies keep hooking up_;)? but I'll totally take up the cause!!! :D

[elle-winters.livejournal.com]

Checkers - snide Magus and general bossyboots

Ha! So trueee

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

Hey, I resemble resent that remark!