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queensthiefI know there is at least a 70% chance you guys have done this already. If so, tell me and I'll remove the post or do something.
1. You rewrite song lyrics so they relate to the books, like so:
Lets get down to business to defeat the MEDES*
(Teleus sings this to the Guard daily)
or
Hmm, what is that mysterious ticking noise? It sounds kind of...catchy
Gen, Gen, Eugenides...**
Feel free to add more
*If you don't know this song, I feel sorry for you.
**Potter Puppet Pals!
1. You rewrite song lyrics so they relate to the books, like so:
Lets get down to business to defeat the MEDES*
(Teleus sings this to the Guard daily)
or
Hmm, what is that mysterious ticking noise? It sounds kind of...catchy
Gen, Gen, Eugenides...**
2. You drove 20 miles over the speed limit to the bookstore to get your copy of A Conspiracy of Kings
3. When you finally got a hold of your copy, you kissed the cover, scaring any nearby person.
4. You spend your free time thinking about how Attolia and Gen spend their time alone together. You assure yourself that you are not a dirty minded person, and this was forced upon you by Megan Whalen Turner, since she refuses to write it herself. You really have no choice in the matter. (I actually like that Megan does this, but I can't deny that deep down, I wish she did write a scene more than a few sentences where they were alone with no attendants or anybody)
5. You dream of marrying Costis, and you plan a very detailed wedding. You would dream of marry Gen or Sophos, but you're afraid to even think about what Attolia and Eddis might do to you.
6. You have weekly dreams about Eugenides.
7. After reading the books, you looked up on the internet how to pick locks and tried it for yourself. (Just it case you're wondering, it's harder than Gen says it is.)
8. When anyone points out a flaw in the books, you react like this: WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! THESE BOOKS ARE PERFECT! GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF!
9. You hate lending your books to people, simply because you don't like being separated from them.
10. Ironically, you never have the books, because you always lend them to people in an effort to make everyone you know become obsessed with them.
11. You check this Sounis Livejournal community everyday so you can have your daily Gen fix. Sort of like a drug.
12. Not only do you check Sounis every day, but you also go back to previous posts and read discussions that took place eons ago.
13. Upon first discovering the series, you had to flip over at least one of the books over right after finishing it for the first time and immediately started rereading it. And then you did it again. (For me it was The King of Attolia, how about you?)
4. You spend your free time thinking about how Attolia and Gen spend their time alone together. You assure yourself that you are not a dirty minded person, and this was forced upon you by Megan Whalen Turner, since she refuses to write it herself. You really have no choice in the matter. (I actually like that Megan does this, but I can't deny that deep down, I wish she did write a scene more than a few sentences where they were alone with no attendants or anybody)
5. You dream of marrying Costis, and you plan a very detailed wedding. You would dream of marry Gen or Sophos, but you're afraid to even think about what Attolia and Eddis might do to you.
6. You have weekly dreams about Eugenides.
7. After reading the books, you looked up on the internet how to pick locks and tried it for yourself. (Just it case you're wondering, it's harder than Gen says it is.)
8. When anyone points out a flaw in the books, you react like this: WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! THESE BOOKS ARE PERFECT! GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF!
9. You hate lending your books to people, simply because you don't like being separated from them.
10. Ironically, you never have the books, because you always lend them to people in an effort to make everyone you know become obsessed with them.
11. You check this Sounis Livejournal community everyday so you can have your daily Gen fix. Sort of like a drug.
12. Not only do you check Sounis every day, but you also go back to previous posts and read discussions that took place eons ago.
13. Upon first discovering the series, you had to flip over at least one of the books over right after finishing it for the first time and immediately started rereading it. And then you did it again. (For me it was The King of Attolia, how about you?)
Feel free to add more
*If you don't know this song, I feel sorry for you.
**Potter Puppet Pals!
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Date: 4/12/10 02:20 am (UTC)...wait
she. so. would. do that