OK, I'm officially a reprobate...

[emerald-happy.livejournal.com]

Leslie, Rowana and I came up with 100-ish implements that could be attached to Gen's cuff (not to mention some that can't):

Barcode scanner, potato peeler, knitting needles, date-due stamp, screwdriver, egg beater, fountain pen, lasso, steak knife, spatula, breadknife, chopsticks, brillo pad, staple remover, trowel, hair straighteners, oar, sponge, hairbrush, electric toothbrush, TV remote, cell phone, pliers, spanner, paintbrush, yoyo, car keys, Cute Boy photo keyring, microphone (for readaloud), wizard's staff, One Ring, pneumatic drill, dental floss, cigarette lighter, incense sticks, correction fluid, eyelash curlers, mascara wand, powder puff, scalpel, sword, holepuncher, ipod, game boy, mp3 player, jewellery box, pestle and mortar, dynamite, suction cup, fairy wand, wings and tiara, drum sticks, tuba, saxaphone, didgeridoo, duct tape (this one's for Willow), kite on a string, balloons, pocket watch, Xerox machine, piggy bank, barbie doll, saw, music box, string of fairy lights, lie detector, radar gun, hand/finger puppets, sundial, toaster oven, hockey stick, binoculars (this one's for Jade), pinball machine, amphora of wine, blackboard chalk, fly swat, crystal ball, plain ol' hook, ruffle, sparkler, acid jar, torch, can opener, horseshoe magnet.

Can you think of any really, really good ones? *offers cyber-cookies*

Edit: they can be attachments or accessories. They all have gold trimming, of course.

Also: marshmallows for anon's toasting fork, computer mouse, watering can, oven-glove, furry paw, megaphone ("WHERE IS COSTIS?"), matches, ping-pong bat, water pistol, giant false nail.

Comments

[peggy-2.livejournal.com]

Are these attachments or accessories?

In the attachment list,how about a cheese slicer?

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

*glances at list, is amused a bit*

binoculars (this one's for Jade)

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey... :-b *giggles quietly, as the students trying to study would not appreciate loud noises*

[rowana.livejournal.com]

Um...handcuffs, christmas tree, crown, (tiara?), chewing gum, crowbar, (did hook actually go on there?), camera, fly spray, sun tan lotion, thermos...

[anon8.livejournal.com]

I am not participating in this discussion, I am not......wait, you don't have "toasting fork" in there yet ;)...maybe a small pillow for naps?

[avian-xj.livejournal.com]

ummm... thieving tools? cooking accessories? tennis racket?

i dunno. y'all listed such interesting things already ;)

[emerald-happy.livejournal.com]

I love the duck icon *considers adding pet duck to the list, then reconsiders*

[peggy-2.livejournal.com]

*notes emerald is totally out of control*

[emerald-happy.livejournal.com]

You only just realised?

[mycenaeth.livejournal.com]

microscope, TNT detonation box, switchblade comb, salt shaker, rubber-band gun, opera glasses, golden wok, cuisinart, tissue dispener...

...and a vending machine.

[rain-ing.livejournal.com]

how about a tea plate to hold his tea? then he can hold the cup with his left hand :D

[peggy-2.livejournal.com]

I like that Rain! Very good!

[jyms.livejournal.com]

ooh fun! uh...light saber, foldable chair (there's a bit of angling there, but it CAN be done)and...stilts?

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

Um, could you alphabetize the list for easier access?

Just kidding! How about jar opener for olives and serrated knife for slicing bread?

[emerald-happy.livejournal.com]

Leslie says: right hand attached by velcro!

[rowana.livejournal.com]

That's even more twisted than handcuffs. :D

[cyberskiver.livejournal.com]

Frying pan, so he could prepare snacks. (A frying pan could also serve as a tennis racket, weapon, and fly swat.)

[rowana.livejournal.com]

Can I steal your icon please? To use when my current tea icon gets old. :)

[cyberskiver.livejournal.com]

Yes, you may certainly steal it. :) It was created by skellorg (not sure how to do the lj-user link).

[emerald-happy.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! This made me laugh a lot! Really good idea!