From Panto-gonia to Patagonia
Jun. 5th, 2007 06:59 pm1) I found out that it was Teleus who arrested Gen, Magus, Sophos, Ambiades, Pol in The Thief
2) I sent MWT an email joking about Nahuseresh being Sophos in disguise. Unfortunately, I forgot to edit it and it ended up quoting/writing this:
"Willow: "Dear Ms. Turner, There is no need to go to the trouble of writing a fourth Attolia book. We have everything figured out. Nahuseresh is Sophos in disguise, Irene is pregnant, and Heiro is going to run off to marry Dite. Also, the magus and Eddis are going to hook up. Sincerely, Sounis
Ah, seriously though, less than a week til paperback KoA! SQUEE! *cannot wait*"
I also forgot to edit out 'Willow'. I am so sorry, Willow. *offers copious amounts of ice cream* I sent MWT a hasty email when I'd realised saying:
ARGH. Um....i should have edited that a little before sending! we are looking forward to a 4th book! Please write one! Very very sorry. And that was also a cracky situation. um...we weren't being serious
Emerald *takes Checkers' idiot icon*
She replied:
(subject line: knit one, purl two.) nope! sorry! too late. You never get another book. you never get to read about the buffed up Sophos now. I've decided to take up knitting. yes emerald, it's all your fault.
So now we know she's read the bit about buffed up Sophos and the threesome. Lovely. I suggested she knit some goat wool underwear for the characters....
Ah, seriously though, less than a week til paperback KoA! SQUEE! *cannot wait*"
I also forgot to edit out 'Willow'. I am so sorry, Willow. *offers copious amounts of ice cream* I sent MWT a hasty email when I'd realised saying:
ARGH. Um....i should have edited that a little before sending! we are looking forward to a 4th book! Please write one! Very very sorry. And that was also a cracky situation. um...we weren't being serious
Emerald *takes Checkers' idiot icon*
She replied:
(subject line: knit one, purl two.) nope! sorry! too late. You never get another book. you never get to read about the buffed up Sophos now. I've decided to take up knitting. yes emerald, it's all your fault.
So now we know she's read the bit about buffed up Sophos and the threesome. Lovely. I suggested she knit some goat wool underwear for the characters....
In short, I am an IDIOT
EDIT:
Willow made me send this message:
As you may have noticed from the name attached to it, the quote Emerald sent you was, in fact, mine. That being the case, I would like to assume full responsibility for its existence and throw myself on my metaphorical sword, despite its having been confiscated in an attempt to prevent me from doing so. It wasn't Em's fault (or Sounis's), it was mine, and it would really be unfair to deprive them of a 4th book over my actions. If I promise never to read it, will you still write the 4th book?
Sincerely,
Willow Smith
P.S. I would like to state, for the record, that the quote was reverse psychology to encourage you to keep writing, and that the only one I actually believe is that Irene might be pregnant.
And then (you didn't think I'd let you sacrifice yourself, Willow?!)
P.P.S I (Emerald) would like to point out that it WAS her fault and that dear, dear Willow is not going to throw herself on the metaphorical sword of wrath or suchlike because we love her too much for that. The reason I am still sending this email is because Willow threatened if I didn't, she'd send it anyway and would make it more creative too. Please don't deprive sounis though. I promise never to read the 4th book if you only please write it.
I got this reply:
I'm starting on the cutest little sweater. Cableknit. In a mauvish shade of pinky russet
(I don't know what the shade is either, but I asked)
My reply:
Surely someone as awesome as you can knit and write at the same time?
Eddis-as-a-child would look adorable in that sweater. I refuse to believe
you are giving up writing to knit. I guess I am stubborn :)
Em (the idiot) :)
P.S what does a mauvish shade of pinky russet look like? Philia wants to
know too :)
As you may have noticed from the name attached to it, the quote Emerald sent you was, in fact, mine. That being the case, I would like to assume full responsibility for its existence and throw myself on my metaphorical sword, despite its having been confiscated in an attempt to prevent me from doing so. It wasn't Em's fault (or Sounis's), it was mine, and it would really be unfair to deprive them of a 4th book over my actions. If I promise never to read it, will you still write the 4th book?
Sincerely,
Willow Smith
P.S. I would like to state, for the record, that the quote was reverse psychology to encourage you to keep writing, and that the only one I actually believe is that Irene might be pregnant.
And then (you didn't think I'd let you sacrifice yourself, Willow?!)
P.P.S I (Emerald) would like to point out that it WAS her fault and that dear, dear Willow is not going to throw herself on the metaphorical sword of wrath or suchlike because we love her too much for that. The reason I am still sending this email is because Willow threatened if I didn't, she'd send it anyway and would make it more creative too. Please don't deprive sounis though. I promise never to read the 4th book if you only please write it.
I got this reply:
I'm starting on the cutest little sweater. Cableknit. In a mauvish shade of pinky russet
(I don't know what the shade is either, but I asked)
My reply:
Surely someone as awesome as you can knit and write at the same time?
Eddis-as-a-child would look adorable in that sweater. I refuse to believe
you are giving up writing to knit. I guess I am stubborn :)
Em (the idiot) :)
P.S what does a mauvish shade of pinky russet look like? Philia wants to
know too :)
*giggles madly*
Date: 6/5/07 08:20 pm (UTC)*wonders if twiddling her thumbs and looking innocent will still work*
No, it doesn't still work
Date: 6/5/07 08:22 pm (UTC)Re: No, it doesn't still work
Date: 6/5/07 08:24 pm (UTC)Re: No, it doesn't still work
Date: 6/5/07 08:25 pm (UTC):D It's okay, we can still pulverise the comment boxes. Perhaps if we go far enough they'll have to split it into two pages. >D
*exudes innocence*
Date: 6/5/07 08:27 pm (UTC)\;0
Date: 6/5/07 08:32 pm (UTC)Hmm, how to stretch this out...
Lovely weather we've been having, eh? :)
heeheee, yeah, i hope it holds up for when we're crossing the Atlantic
Date: 6/5/07 08:35 pm (UTC)Hey, how many other
ogling materialrowers do we needWe'll always have our goat wool underwear to keep us all warm. :)
Date: 6/5/07 08:37 pm (UTC)I'm not sure, perhaps just a few more? Who would you like? :)
OH YES!
Date: 6/5/07 08:40 pm (UTC)*breaks into A Friend Like Me* because she is the genie
Re: OH YES!
Date: 6/5/07 08:43 pm (UTC)*starts singing Beatles songs, just...because.*
LALALALALALALALALAALALALALALAALALALALALAALALALALALAALALALALALAALALALALALAALALALALALAALALALALALAALALA
Date: 6/5/07 08:45 pm (UTC)(*high pitched*) LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Date: 6/5/07 08:49 pm (UTC)*pets parrot and feeds him crackers, produces peanuts, but has no monkey*
*highest pitch x infinity* lalalalalalalalalalala
Date: 6/5/07 08:50 pm (UTC)I'm still the walrus.
Date: 6/5/07 08:53 pm (UTC)Gah. *goes back to singing the beatles*
Re: I'm still the walrus.
Date: 6/5/07 08:57 pm (UTC)scarred for lifeconfused :PPPMy ribs have died from the laughter have gone to rib heaven
Date: 6/5/07 09:02 pm (UTC)TerrifiedConfused rowers are hard working rowers. :DThat doesn't make sense...I blame the mock sangria.
Re: My ribs have died from the laughter have gone to rib heaven
Date: 6/5/07 09:05 pm (UTC)Why is all the <strike>rum</strike> sangria gone?
Date: 6/5/07 09:09 pm (UTC)Oh yeah, we finished it an hour ago right before you parachuted down to meet me
Far Far away....
Date: 6/5/07 09:11 pm (UTC)We gave it to Costis and Aris. Way better than Filicide Energy Drink heheee