a truth universally acknowledged

[filkferengi]

It is a truth universally acknowledged that, for all the perv-asive undergarment curiosity hereabouts, *no one* is curious about Nahuseresh's, especially about how that nasty, itchy, & pleasingly permanent something unpleasant got in there. We don't want to know how Gen did it; we really don't.

Further deponent sayeth not.

Comments

Need a good laugh?

[ninedaysaqueen.livejournal.com]

Okay, I should stop teasing you guys and put in links.

Dragons...

http://community.livejournal.com/sounis/211520.html

(Sorry, Jade.)

Strange Ladies...

http://community.livejournal.com/sounis/69640.html?thread=1459720#t1459720

(Sorry, Checkers.)

Polygamy...

(Be prepared to be enraged for this one.)

http://community.livejournal.com/sounis/237682.html

Dite's Wife

http://community.livejournal.com/sounis/254586.html#cutid1

Costis's Wives

(This has come up too may times to account for them all, but here is one in particular.)

http://community.livejournal.com/sounis/252078.html#cutid1

Freezing meat...

http://community.livejournal.com/sounis/224577.html#cutid1

http://community.livejournal.com/sounis/237383.html

Icon Glaring Contest...

(I've changed my icons since then so this one is sadly lost, but still funny.)

http://community.livejournal.com/sounis/258494.html

Rogue Medes...

http://community.livejournal.com/sounis/234531.html#cutid1

(This would be Thelasteddis's fault.)

Sparkly Vampires...

http://community.livejournal.com/sounis/228538.html#cutid1

(This is largely my fault.)

Re: Need a good laugh?

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

I feel a need to clarify that the whole romance between Costis and I was one of the first great conspiracies of Sounis.

also, despite starting the sparkly Attolia thing, I TOTALLY MISSED that vampire!TT thread. IT IS CRACKY, AND I LOVE IT. Question: getting turned into a vampire > or < losing a hand, in terms of character development.

I guess it would depend on whether or not you viewed losing your immortal soul as a bad thing.

...okay I am going to stop before my jetlagged brain goes too far down this path.

The sparkle has returned.

[ninedaysaqueen.livejournal.com]

I didn't really think about that.

Would it be worse losing your right hand or becoming a vampire?

Losing an appendage is serious stuff but it pales in comparision to transforming into one of the undead. But... Becoming a vampire does have its perks - immortality, walking up walls (Gen would like that), good night vision, flight. Then again, there is that unsatiable desire for blood that's always so troublesome with vampires.

I guess both could have happened, but that would be mean. And I don't want to be mean to poor Gen. Wait... I turned him into a vampire. That's mean. So wait... I am being mean to Gen.

Excuse me. I must go impale myself on a rusty stake.

:D :X

[(Anonymous)]

Okay so I read a few of these!

Sparkly Vampires-loooove it!!

Dite & Costis's wives-Everything suddenly makes a lot of sense. Mira said something about Costis and his 7 kids in our chat and i was like whaaat is she talking about? She's on crackk! But awhh, i love it.

Polygamy:: so you were like be prepared to be enraged..yeah, I was definitely expecting to find out something like oh, Dite has more wives..haha. but no, I was pissed. I think Sounis handled it really well. But I really wanted to go over there and give this markie bud, i peice of my mind!
AND I TOTALLY AGREE WITH JADE. Nerdy chicks with glasses ARE TOTAL BABES 8) I have proof.

Anyways, it wasn't the first time I encountered a Markie-esc person. I recommended the books to a friend, she came up to me a couple days ago and was like she read ALL THREE...and DIDN'T like them. and I was like WHAAAT? I was so heartbroken I couldn't even rage at her. She's about 4 years younger than me..I wonder if that has to do with it...though the books are aimed for younger folk :/

~*velvetrose*~