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queensthief
Yesterday, I was watching Harry Potter and the Socerer's Stone and as a watch little Harry, Hermione, Ron and Malfoy line up for the sorting hat I could help but wonder...
What house would Eugenides be sorted into?
Now, that really stumped me so I thought: Where do YOU think the sorting hat would place Gen?
How about Eddis, Irene Attolia, Costis, Aris, Lady Heiro, Stenides Relius, Teleus, MoW, the Erondite brothers, Narhuserfish?
Also who do you think would make their house Quidditch team?
A bit on the houses:
Gryffindor:
values courage, bravery, loyalty, nerve and chivalry.
Mascot: Lion
Colors: Scarlet & Gold
Hufflepuff:
values hardwork, tolerance, loyalty and fairplay
Mascot: Badger
Colors: Canary Yellow, Black
Ravenclaw:
values intelligence, creativity, learning and wit
Mascot: Eagle
Colors: Blue and Bronze
Slytherin:
values ambition, cunning, leadership, resourcefulness
Mascot: Serpent
Colors: Green and Silver
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Date: 2/8/10 03:32 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2/9/10 06:18 pm (UTC)noooooooooooooooooo
the love song of ornon sheep-herder
Date: 2/9/10 09:06 pm (UTC)I could write about Ornon
tired after a hard day of work
wandering into a bar
a TRANSDIMENSIONAL BAR
now
waits
had spent all day whaling (wailing?)
on the king of a country that his country was allied wtih
*with
it was time-consuming
because
the king was actually a pretty good swordsman
anyway he was tired and thirsty
so he snuck out of the palace
because frankly there was a better wineshop in town that served Eddisian-type ale
[what i'm an interactive audience]
[ANYWAY MORE]
when suddenly a cart whizzed by him at the speed of light
okay maybe not that fast
!
or whatever you call it
I...I don't know
MORE
NAAAAAAAO
so anyway
when the dust settled
he seemed to be on another street
he figured he had accidentally jumped into a side alley and then kept running down it
also the people were dressed funny and there was snow on the ground
he thought maybe he HAD been hit by the cart
GEN NEVER WEARS BLACK
some of these people were wearing less black but seriously
he thought his own queen had a tendency to dress poorly
these people were like five hundred years behind fashion, come on
LOSERS
OKAY DOES HE GET A DRINK?
it was like a siren call
it went like this:
"ma-aaa-aa-aa-aaaaaaaaaaaa"
his ears pricked up
heart pounding, he followed the call
down another street
and well frankly I don't remember how it was described anyway but
anyway
he found himself in front of a door
behind the door the beautiful sound continued
the love song of ornon sheep-herder, continued
Date: 2/9/10 09:08 pm (UTC)DO YOU THINK HE IS WELL? IN THE HEAD?
HE IS DESPERATE FOR SOMETHING FAMILIAR
there was a sign over the door that said "the hog's head"
I can both quench my thirst AND discover the source of that noise
so did the Eddisian bar in Attolia
so he pushed open the door and went in!
at first he did not immediately see the source of the sound
but he DID see the bar
so he headed to it
the man at the bar was tall and had a long nose and idk if it was crooked or not, probably, his brother was a bitch so they probably both had broken noses
anyway
he said, "what would you like?"
and Ornon said, "Eddisian ale please"
it was a gentle snort though
"we don't serve that here," he said. "but here. try this."
whatever it was Ornon ended up consuming it was most definitely not ale
"it's Bernice," said the bartender.
Ornon suddenly had a terrible suspicion that he had accidentally wandered into a brothel.
of course the sound Bernice was making didn't really make it sound like it could be that good of a brothel.
"would you like a look?" the bartender said hopefully.
"sure!" he agreed cheerfully
the bartender disappeared
and came back
leading
Bernice
the love song of ornon sheep-herder, finale
Date: 2/9/10 09:08 pm (UTC)and her pupils were like rectangles
which was all good
but she wasn't curly
and her teeth sneered at him
D: D: D:
"that," Ornon said, "is not a sheep."
"no," the bartender said. "she is a goat."
"I like sheep," Ornon said.
the bartender snorted, less gentle this time. "do sheep ever smile at you?"
Ornon looked deep into Bernice's eyes.
"Ma-aa-aa-aaaa," she said.
Ornon's mouth twitched.
"Tell me sir," he said, "are you a goat master?"
"something like that," the bartender said.
"teach me your waaaaaaaaaaaaaaays," Ornon begged, not-so-firewhiskey-induced tears leaking from his eyeballs
JADE
TEARS DO NOT COME OUT OF YOUR EYEBALLS
FINE
...
like cyclops!
but he has lasers
also he's a jackass
Ornon thought about this.
Then he thought about Bernice's smile.
"I'm in," he decided firmly.
"WELCOME TO THE RANKS MY FRIEND."
and Ornon and Aberforth tended goats together for the rest of their lives.
the end.
Re: the love song of ornon sheep-herder, finale
Date: 2/10/10 03:40 am (UTC)YOU so WIN.
XD
*dies*
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qUSt1Syqcoc/SWEjDL4wqbI/AAAAAAAAAHo/Af4c34ANjJg/s400/smiling+goat.jpg
Re: the love song of ornon sheep-herder, finale
Date: 2/10/10 04:47 am (UTC)my mom is like noooooooooooooooo they are really nice
and I am like no mom
clearly demons
Re: the love song of ornon sheep-herder, finale
Date: 2/11/10 12:22 am (UTC)Re: the love song of ornon sheep-herder, finale
Date: 2/11/10 02:03 am (UTC)Re: the love song of ornon sheep-herder, finale
Date: 2/11/10 02:01 am (UTC)And they eat everything! They even eat your books!
goats = not approved.
Re: the love song of ornon sheep-herder, finale
Date: 2/13/10 08:51 pm (UTC)*beepbeepbeep Geniuses Alert!!!*