[identity profile] mandasarah.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] queensthief
So, okay. You know the scene where Gen smacks Costis upside the head with his practice sword? Yeah? Good. And you know how Gen is testing Costis's vision? Well, I think he should have tested it by asking, "How many fingers?" and then holding up his hook. It would have given away him not being ashamed of it, but just imagine the look on Costis's face. Not to mention Teleus's. See, I'm totally going to hell. But I'll have amused myself to no end before I get there, so that's okay.

Date: 6/18/06 09:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] willow-41z.livejournal.com
:D

That's better than the underwear theory!

Date: 6/18/06 10:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] willow-41z.livejournal.com
We should all write like a collective wacked-out fanfic, with your idea and the underwear theory and the dancing bear. That would be great. We'd be certifiable.

Date: 6/19/06 04:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fabricalchemist.livejournal.com
I think the term you're looking for is "crackfic" XDD

Date: 6/19/06 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rowana.livejournal.com
This fandom does seem oddly unsullied. *peers around* No slash fic, no crack fic, no OTP fic. Not much fic to speak of actually.

Date: 6/19/06 04:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rowana.livejournal.com
:D That's fantastic. Willow's right, there should be an ultimate collective crack fic. Perhaps we could get everyone to write a chapter.

Date: 6/19/06 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] willow-41z.livejournal.com
I went back and read the speculation thread and saw the thing about Costis in love with Ileia, which could be good... but that's actually a nice idea and shouldn't be debased on our Fic of Doom.

Date: 6/20/06 12:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] checkers65477.livejournal.com
.. but that's actually a nice idea and shouldn't be debased on our Fic of Doom.

Thank you. MY idea. Please don't debase poor Costis. He's suffered enough. :)

Date: 6/20/06 01:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] willow-41z.livejournal.com
What, like Gen hasn't?

And I didn't say we weren't going to debase Costis... just his relationship with Ileia. ;)

Hey! I just figured out what Gen was training Costis for! His sources told him that the circus with the dancing bear was coming to town, so he's already plotting to free it and he wants Costis to be its keeper! "I would think it would be easy after dealing with me, Costis."

Date: 6/20/06 09:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] willow-41z.livejournal.com
For some reason that makes me squiffy. I think because I'm a hopeless romantic and want Sophos and Eddis to get married. And I like the Costis Ileia idea. And I think Checkers will kill me if I mess with it... must flee wrath of Checkers... O_o

I was thinking that Costis could slammed by the bear into the wall, and that's when Gen could do the, "How many fingers am I holding up, Costis?" thing. And maybe then Costis could think that he had dismissed all those reports about the king leaving underwear at shrines because obviously only an insane person would do that, but now he's not so sure. And then he thinks HE'S going insane and Gen is really holding up his other hand... and then Irene could come yell at Gen. And the bear could get in among the hunting dogs, and everyone thinks Gen is taking his revenge. Except that could get bloody-- dogs vs. bears. Except a dancing bear wouldn't be trained for a death match, and the dogs might not hunt without direction...

Rambling.

Date: 6/20/06 11:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] checkers65477.livejournal.com
Funny you should use the word wrath.

Image (http://photobucket.com)

Gum-chewing 12-year-olds fear me. Imagine if poor Costis was threatened.

My money is on the dancing bear, every time.

Date: 6/20/06 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] willow-41z.livejournal.com
I have now come to the conclusion that all public and school libraries have the same furniture. Those chairs sure look familiar.

Date: 6/21/06 09:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] willow-41z.livejournal.com
Ew!

And would there be little tags for each person, like at coat checks?

Date: 6/21/06 11:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] checkers65477.livejournal.com
You have given me ideas! I have threatened to create a pedestal and when someone has gum they have to add theirs to the clump then carry it all around with them for some period of time, like Atlas with the world on his shoulders. But I'd probably get my ass sued.

It all started when someone slammed a wad of gum shut in a brand new encyclopedia...

*wrath*

Date: 6/22/06 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] willow-41z.livejournal.com
*wide eyes*

*wrath*

Die, gum, die!

Date: 6/22/06 01:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] checkers65477.livejournal.com
:D

That's the spirit!

Date: 1/25/10 12:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emerald-happy.livejournal.com
Please don't debase poor Costis. He's suffered enough. :)

LOL! LOL! lmao. If only he knew in a few months what would happen...

Date: 6/20/06 02:41 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] thnidu.livejournal.com
I am so not going to join in this thread...

Date: 6/20/06 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rowana.livejournal.com
I love your icon. :)

Perhaps we should have warnings put on crack threads. :)

Date: 6/20/06 07:40 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
"How many fingers?" hehehe, that's a good one. Yeah, the looks on their faces would be soooooo funny. Not to mention the look on Ornon's and Irene's when they found out. I guess this means I'm going to hell too....

emerald-random :)

Date: 6/21/06 12:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fabricalchemist.livejournal.com
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