Happy Birthday Sounis!

[ninedaysaqueen.livejournal.com]

 
Remember that super-secret "test" everyone is always talking about? SHH! Don't say anything! Well... after much phone-tapping, spyish stalking, and digging through underground government facilities, I've found out that the test does indeed EXIST! Shh!

Take the super-secret Sounisian membership test, and see if you're worthy of the comm.

Bwhaahaa... 

1. What is the unofficial, official name we call the series here on Sounis?

 

A. MAD NINJA SKILLZ!

 

B. Love and Amputation

 

C. Queen's Thief

 

D. How I Met Your Mother

2. Mrs. Turner sneakily snuck a line from one of her favorite books into The Thief. Which book is that?

 

A. The Lantern Bearers

 

B. Howl's Moving Castle

 

C. Hamlet the Whiny Prince

 

D. The Dancing Bear

 

3. What is Gen's favorite color?

 

A. Neon green – It glows in the dark.

 

B. People-eater purple – Because people-eaters really do exist!

 

C. Attolia blue – It's a great color. Very icy...

 

D. Canary yellow – Gen needs the joy, and nothing is happier than yellow!

 

4. What is Gen's favorite thing to do after a long morning of sword fighting and kingdom saving?

 

A. Get drunk and dance on tables

 

B. Eat breakfast

 

C. Tease Costis

 

D. Sulk, whine, keen piteously

 

5. What does Gen do when he is angry at a certain red-bearded hooligan?

 

A. Throws ink pots

 

B. Does one-handed pushups

 

C. Yells at his attendants

 

D. Screams, "I hate that Nahuserfish!"

6. What would Costis rather do then well… pretty much anything involving Gen?

 

A. Pay for ten gold cups

 

B. March into the mouth of hell

 

C. Be eviscerated

 

D. All of the above!

 

7. Does the Queen of Attolia think it was romantic that Gen kidnapped her for their first date? (Yes or No question. Worth double points!)

 

Yes. - After all, a girls gotta appreciate the effort.

 

No. - He threatened to drown me, made me row, nearly drove me to apoplexy, then bleated like a goat. Does this sound romantic to you?

8. What would Eddis rather do then marry the king of Sounis?

 

A. She'd rather be sold into slavery

 

B. She'd rather kiss a goat

 

C. She'd rather jump into a volcano 

 

D. All of the above!

9. What does the Magus care more about then historical significance?

 

A. Revenge on a certain Thief

 

B. Finding his lost socks

 

C. Driving away the Mede

 

D. Books

 

10. What does Sejanus hate more than losing?

 

A. Scuffing his pretty hands.

 

B. Waiting in the Conspiracy Room.

 

C. Taking a bath.

 

D. The King of Attolia

 

11. What happens to all of Sophos's tutors?

 

A. They get fired.

 

B. They get banished to the hinterlands.

 

C. They get bamboozled by Gen.

 

D. They run and hide from the fury of Sophos's father.

 

---Part 2---

 

12. Which of these hand-jokes applies to Costis? 

 

A. Will you give me your hand in marriage? Since you took mine.

 

B. Could you spare your queen a hand, Gen?

 

C. The king's right-hand man.

 

D. His Majesty has become frustrated with dealing with the matters at hand.

 

13. Nahuseresh has been mocked for his?

 

A. Forked ketchup-bottled beard

 

B. Cheap hair oil that smells like fish

 

C. Bad taste in assassins

 

D. All of the above!

14. Who is married to Costis? And no, this is not a trick question.

 

A. Jade. - Have you not seen the pictures of all their bouncy babies?

 

B. Tiegirl. - Haven't you ever heard of photoshop?

 

C. TA. - She says she doesn't want to get involved in this squabble, but could she possibly be waiting for Tiegirl and Jade to strangle one another, so she can make off with the man? 

 

D. Costis is a polygamist. - He's married to everybody!

 

15. What is the Minster of War's real name? Well... what we think it is.

 

A. Mars, the god of War! - Oh... wait wrong pantheon.

 

B. Bob

 

C. Kickabotes A. Loof. - You can see why no one calls him that.

 

D. No name. - His parents thought names were overrated.

 

16. Why is the bulk of the Sounisian population composed of girls?

 

A. What guy wants to listen to a bunch of girls fight over fictional characters?

 

B. The girls won't stop ogling Stenides's biceps.

 

C. To much squeeing. Male ears can't take it!

 

D. All of the above!

17. Which QT character was married to both openedlocket and velvetrose AT THE SAME TIME, and was consequentially forced into a double divorce? Only Costis can be a polygamist, after all. 

 

A. Dite. - Don't be to hard on him. Velvet cheated on him with Johnny Deep, and Locket cheated on him with anyone who was British.

 

B. Gen. - His next amputation has already been scheduled.

 

C. Costis. - He IS a polygamist.

 

D. The Magus. - Who cares if he's old? He's still cool!

18. Who has had the "pleasure" of being locked in a dungeon TWICE. And is also a super-secret spy on the Mede? 

 

A. Openedlocket. - How do you think she met Dite?

 

B. Lady Jane. - Shhh! Don't tell anyone!

 

C. TLE. - She IS guilty of impersonation Mrs. Turner.

 

D. Beth - She seems too smart to get stuck in the dungeon, but everyone has an off day.

 

19. Who is guilty of not only calling Mrs. Turner OLD but also saying her books would be better with dragons in them? (You know we love you anyway.)

 

A. Checkers. - Very strange lady just wasn't enough.

 

B. Lady Jane. - I might just get locked in the dungeon a third time.

 

C. Jade. - She can't get away with anything. Mrs. Turner is stalking her.

 

D. Elle. - Was she even a member yet?

 

20. Who is guilty of comparing Attolia to a vampire when Jade said she would look like that lady from Star Wars if she had sunblock on?

 

A. PR. - Yes, I agree a Twilight/QT crossover would be a travesty. 

 

B. Lady Jane. - I am guilty of a lot of nonsense.

 

C. Agh. - She usually stays out of trouble, but you never know.

 

D. Willow. - She just couldn't resist.

 

21. What is Mrs. Turner's favorite phrase?

 

A. Nothing they do on Sounis surprises me anymore. - Is that a challenge?

 

B. Hamiathes Heinie! - That may or may not be the intellectual property of someone else.

 

C. Galloping Gargoyles! - That again may be someone elses.

 

D. Not telling. - You can sound just like her if you say it. 

 

22. What is TA's, TLE's, and TG's infamous sign off for chatzy.

 

A. Be blessed in your endeavors. - That common? This is Sounis!

 

B. My dog just burped. - Based on actually events.

 

C. Not telling. - Come on, girls. Like we don't hear that enough.

 

D. I'm off to the dungeons to indulge myself. - Planning on letting Lady Jane out? 

 

23. Who has mad distaste for the Queen of Attolia. Book and woman. (We still love you.)

 

A. Rosa. - We're planning her sentence as we speak.

 

B. Lady Jane. - It's like you don't even know me.

 

C. Elle. - I thought we were friends! 

 

D. Checkers. - Are mods allowed to be partial?

 

24. What is the ultimate Sounisian reward?

 

A. Golden stars. - Be careful they're really sticky.

 

B. Magical cookies. - We bake them fresh in the hinterlands.

 

C. Reward? What reward?

 

D. Gen hugs. - You get to hug GEN!

 

25. How did Sounis get its name?

 

A. The king of Sounis is a member and writes fan-fiction about how cool he is. - Note the term fan-fiction.

 

B. No one knows. - It's a Montague/Capulet feud thing. The answer has been lost to time. 

 

C. The full name is Eddis, Attolia, Sounis, and since Eddis and Attolia were names of members, there was nothing else to call it.

 

D. Sounis is everyones favorite character. - And if you believe that...

 

26. Our lovely name for chazty, The Conspiracy Room, comes from which chapter of which book?

 

A. Queen of Attolia chapter 7.

 

B. The Thief, chapter 3.

 

C. The Queen of Attolia, chapter 13.

 

D. The King of Attolia, chapter 8

 

Bonus Question! (Worth triple points!)

Can you spot the real message from Mrs. Turner out of these fakes?

 

A. Signing as I have been instructed, -MWT

 

B. Signing as I have been instructed, -Megan W. Turner

 

C. Signing as I have been instructed, -mwt

 

D. Signing as I have been instructed, - Mrs. Turner
 

 

The scroll of the mouse is as heat to lemon juice penned words. (Highlight the area below to see the answers. They're in white.)

Each question is worth 5 points unless otherwise specified.
 

Answers: 1-C, 2-B, 3-D, 4-B, 5-A, 6-D, 7-NO, 8-D, 9-C, 10-D, 11-A, 12-C, 13-D, 14-D, 15-*, 16-D, 17-A, 18-B, 19-C, 20-D, 21-D, 22-B, 23-A, 24-B, 25-C, 26-D, BQ-C

*There's no right answer to this one. You get five point no matter which one you picked.

What your score means

145 points – I am in awe...

Between 145 and 110 points – Pat yourself on the back! Ouch, not me! 

Between 110 and 75 points – You need to spend a little more time on Sounis. What do you think makes you smart?

Between 75 and 40 points – Dude, go read the archives. Now! You don't know what you're missing.

Below 40 – Yeah, you failed. Better luck next year! Poor unfortunate soul...

 

 

Comments

This quiz is srs bsns. 80 pts. :(

[styromgalleries.livejournal.com]

1) C. Queen's Thief (though I would love to read a series about how MoW met Gen's mom; or, alternately, a cheesy romcom with Gen telling his kids about how he wooed Attolia)

2) B. Howl's Moving Castle

3) Canary yellow

4) I made up my own: All of the above.

5) A.

6) D?

7) Yes. She tires of flattery (even though she slaps Gen around for being genuine) XD

8) C? Mostly for the cruel irony that her country is going to be destroyed by one in the not-so-distant future :'(

9) Being a pimp A?

10) D. Definitely.

11) A.

12) C?

13) D.

14) Gotta back my girl up. A. Jade

15) C. Definitely

16) Uh...I stopped becoming capable of coherent thought after reading Stenides's biceps...so...uh...B.

17) Pretty sure it was A. Dite

18) No idea. But maybe 19 isn't a trick, so I'm gonna go with B. Lady Jane

19) C. Jade? (this is like hardcore, old school stuff)

20) Again, no idea. I'll just straight up guess. A?

21) D.

22) I've only been on Chatzy once! Woe is me! But going from TG's icon that I'm always trying to understand...B?

23) A.

24) B.

25) A. (? It made me lol)

26) C? (I'm such a bad fan)

Bonus) c?

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I didn't notice the answers are posted until now. So I'm gonna go ahead and post my answers. You can all rebuke my wrongness if you like. I can take it!


**

Reading all these, I wish we could all get together for a humongous ThiefCon. You ladies are amazing!

Re: This quiz is srs bsns. 80 pts. :(

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

*FISTBUMP FOR NUMBER 14*

also I love your observation about number 7. :-D EVEN IN OUR SILLY QUIZZES, WE STILL SAY AWESOME THINGS.

can we just forget 19 ever happened

<3

Re: This quiz is srs bsns. 80 pts. :(

[ninedaysaqueen.livejournal.com]

I love all you answers!

(1) You get it! This makes you awesome!

(4) What does Gen say he wants to do after the sword fight in KoA?

(16) *dies*

(20) http://community.livejournal.com/sounis/228538.html#cutid1

Oh, I'm all for a ThiefConCon! That would be so awesome!

I can already sense that this will be a super-long comment

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

1. C (lololol D lololol)
2. B (do we get extra credit if we can name the line?)
3. D (joy, or OBNOXIOUS JOY IN OTHER PEOPLE'S FACES, namely Dite, I can see it now:
Gen: Today I shall wear YELLOW.
Dite: THAT COLOR IS THE COLOR OF A WELL-SATISFIED MAN. HE IS MOCKING IN MY FACE THAT HE IS SLEEPING WITH THE QUEEN AND I AM NOT AND HE IS HAPPY AND I AM NOT OH WOE, I MUST WRITE ANGRY POETRY TO GET BACK AT HIM TO REASSURE MYSELF THAT THEY COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE ACTUALLY SLEEPING TOGETHER.)

4. C? (I feel like there could be many answers. Also typo--D should be "keen" not "knee" XD)
5. A
6. D (he is the cutest)
7. WAIT, ARE WE DISCUSSING THE TIME AT WHICH IT HAPPENED, OR IN RETROSPECT? I will bank on the former. No.
8. D
9. C
10. D
11. A

COMPLAINT: TOO MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT KOA, NOT ENOUGH ABOUT THE REST OF THE SERIES

12. C (still the cutest)
13. D
14. A

RETRACTION OF COMPLAINT: THIS QUIZ IS FRICKIN AWESOME

15. D
16. D (oooooh, Stenides's biceps. There was a time...)
17. A (although I really really want to answer D, I happen to know he belongs to Red)

COMPLAINT: ARE YOU IMPLYING THE ANSWER TO NUMBER FOURTEEN WAS D, BECAUSE SOME SRS BIZNESS WILL HAVE TO GO DOWN IF YOU ARE

18. A? (I missed this story!)
19. C

COMPLAINT: DO WE HAVE TO STILL REMEMBER THIS HAPPENING? OH WAIT, I FORGOT, MWT IS LIKE AN ELEPHANT: SHE NEVER FORGETS.

(LET THIS BE A WARNING UNTO YE, GENTLE READER.)

20. A (YOU WOULD THINK I WOULD REMEMBER THIS CONVERSATION)
21. D (curses!)
22. A

NOTE: CURSES I GOT NUMBER 18 WRONG

23. A (GIRL, YOU SO CRAZY. Also yes mods are allowed to be partial. *surreptitiously scribbles in rule book*)
24. B
25. OH NO, A IS SUCH A GOOD ANSWER, BUT C IS SO OBVIOUSLY CORRECT, I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY
26. D

BONUS: C

SCORE: 125, EXCEPT REALLY A MILLION, BECAUSE MODS AUTOMATICALLY SCORE A MILLION ON THIS TEST. *scribbles furiously in rule book*

seriously though, this is great! I had so much fun answering it. :-D

ETA: OH RIGHT. SRS BIZNESS IS GOING TO HAVE TO GO DOWN.

Re: I can already sense that this will be a super-long comment

[ninedaysaqueen.livejournal.com]

(3) You ROCK! Poor Dite...

(4) Hmm... Sorry about that one. It seems to have confused a lot of people. What does Gen say he wants to do after the sword fight in KoA? I honestly didn't think that one would be so difficult. *apologizes*

(7) Even in retrospect, I doubt she'd say she had fun.

Well, don't look at me. Some government spy wrote this. Not me.

(14) Come on... Everybody voted. Too many girls love him after all.

(18) Witness my shame.

http://community.livejournal.com/sounis/254586.html#cutid1

Darn, I can't find the second one. I'll keep looking.

(20) http://community.livejournal.com/sounis/228538.html#cutid1

(23) Crazy? SEE ICON.

But, but... Mods are supposed to set examples of equality and fairness, right? And hey! No scribbling in the rule book! My test! My rules!

Great score! I'm glad you enjoyed.

Serious business? What? Err... What are you doing with that axe, Jade? A government spy wrote it. Remember? A government spy!

AAAAhhh!

*runs away*

[zumie-ashlen.livejournal.com]

1: C
2: B
3: D
4: C -
5: A
6: D
7: NO
8: D
9: C
10: D
11: A
12: C
13: D
14: D
15: C
16: D
17: A
18: B
19: A -
20: D
21: D
22: D -
23: C -
24: D -
25: C
26: C -
27: C

21/27. Not bad, considering I've only been here, what, a year. :P

I... I do not get how the points work! Is it five per question? I don't know!

[ninedaysaqueen.livejournal.com]

Five points per questions, unless otherwise specified - 7 is worth 10 and the Bonus is worth 15.

Sorry, for any confusion.

[openedlocket.livejournal.com]

1)C
2)B
3)D
4)All of the above? Okay, C
5)A (or D, if your being unserious about it all)
6)D
7)I’m too busy laughing to answer properly. But I think it’s a ‘no’?
8)D
9)C (and maybe secretly B)
10) Uhhhh all of the above?
11) Aren’t A and D connected?
12) C
13) D
14) D
15) C
16) D
17) A (I’m sure I got that one right)
18) B?
19) C
20) B?
21) D
22) A
23) A
24)B?
25)A
26) C
Bonus. C. I know it’s C. It has to be

[openedlocket.livejournal.com]

21/27 including the bonus. So it's 23/27. Okay, I'm satisfied. =)) Wish I got that perfect though.

[tiegirl.livejournal.com]

I got 135? That's good, right? But I liked reading everyone else's answers better! How did you do that fist bump thingy styrom?? That's worth 150 points right there!

...I aint afraid a you Jade...

[ninedaysaqueen.livejournal.com]

Great score, TG! I think that's the highest yet!

[styromgalleries.livejournal.com]

Oh, you know. I have my ways. And I spend way too much time on the internet looking for pics like that and such. XD

[freenarnian.livejournal.com]

110. I'm proud about getting the last one right, especially. =)

[creative-lefty2.livejournal.com]

115! It's no wonder I have no braincells left for what my teachers tell me.

[inkasrain.livejournal.com]

125!

But more importantly...

SUPER AMAZING HAPPY WONDERFUL TERRIFIC TO THE BEST DARN BOOK-DEVOTED SITE ON THE INTERWEBBZ!!!

[ninedaysaqueen.livejournal.com]

Awesome score!

Yup, I'm awesome. You're awesome. Sounis is awesome. The government agent who wrote this test is awesome.

We're all awesome!

[inkasrain.livejournal.com]

That should include the word "birthday." Um. Yeah.

[tencups-i-swear.livejournal.com]

I got 135! :DDD
I love quizzes.

[ninedaysaqueen.livejournal.com]

Another high score!

Have I ever mentioned how much I love that icon? Everytime I smile. Everytime... It just doesn't get old.

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

I think I got 120, though I might argue with a couple of answers. Costis is totally married to jade (sorry TG) and I really like "Why is it called Sounis? No one knows. - It's a Montague/Capulet feud thing. The answer has been lost to time." Sounds so much more mysterious than the real reason.

19 is NOT me--I would never do something so crass as to call mwt old, or suggest dragons. Not me, no.

This was fun!

[ninedaysaqueen.livejournal.com]

Great score!

Sheesh... Everyone's a critic. Why can't we just accept that Costis IS a polygamist. I thought we voted. ;)

That would be lying, Checks. I NEVER lie.

Of course 19 is not you! That's why it's the wrong answer, silly...

Glad you enjoyed!

[amolegere.livejournal.com]

120, Yay!!! This was fun, it makes me feel so knowledgeable about the Sounisian court intrigue ;)

[ninedaysaqueen.livejournal.com]

Awesome score!

And quite the intrigue it is. ;D

[crazededdisian.livejournal.com]

125! I have been lurking too much . . .

(Can "after a long day" be changed to "after a long morning?"? It sort of stumped me....)

[ninedaysaqueen.livejournal.com]

Great score!

Ah, that may fix the confusion with that one. Good idea.

[filkferengi]

Like a certain other mow, this quiz is made of win! And slathered with awesome! [note to fangirls: no slathering certain parties with actual awesome, unless there are fics and pics!]

[ninedaysaqueen.livejournal.com]

Slathered with awesome? That... that's so sweet of you, Filk... ;D

Glad you enjoyed!

[agh-4.livejournal.com]

Ah, I just saw this. :)

For fyootcha reference, second dungeon stay: http://community.livejournal.com/sounis/331270.html

[ninedaysaqueen.livejournal.com]

DAH! I looked everywhere for that! Thanks so much, Agh!