Queen Rowana's Court

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A few months ago some of the members of Sounis acquired titles, depending on their strengths or quirks or for no good reason whatsoever. If dannybailey is going to create an organized list of us, I thought it only fair to list titles. But wait! Not everyone has one--yet.

Here are the ones I remember:
Rowana - well, Queen of course
fabricalchemist - Dancing Bear of Queen Ro's circus
octopirock - Court Pin Maker
anon8 - Palace Physician and Court Enigma (I just made that up :) )
mycenaeth - Court Ninja
xstwilight - Court Jester (sorry, Iris, but that one is self-proclaimed) and Originator of Typots
dannybailey - Secretary of the Archives (with a lovely embroidered cape)
And me, checkers - snide Magus and general bossyboots

What titles should others have?

 

My random ideas:
dh684 - Minister Ambassador of Communication and Lady of the Links
emmaco - Court Scholar and Voice of Reason
cherryblosomjen - Minister of the Arts
thnidnu - Court Linguist
allthingevil123 - Minister of Evil Deviousness 
And, of course, Megan - Great Goddess High Priestess (self demoted) and She Who Really DOES Have Dibs

Edit:
The Bear's James -  our Costis
willow_41z -  most exalted Stealthy Ubiquity 
sandtree - Oracle of Earrings
fizzco - Minister of Icons Humorous Representations
cheezluva - Minister of Soft, Easy-to-Spread-With-One-Hand Cheeses
avian_xj - our Agape
peggy_2 - Duchess of Enthusiasm Exuberance
nutmeg3 - Princess Nutmeg
emerald - :DDDDDDDD (aka Manymouths) Ambassador of Cheer and Kick-Butt Kindnesses
jade_sabre_301 - Court Ogler of Sexy Manflesh 
haleysings - Plushie Duchess
philia_fan - Lesser Known Attolian Goddess Pirate of Mercy and Brilliance
ballerina_222 - Court Ballerina
anachred - Her Royal Petulance's Very Reliable Mag...net

Edit: We still need a Captain of the Guard, Minister of War, and assorted guards, cousins, duchesses and barons. 

Anybody have more ideas?  Got a title for yourself?  What is your place in our little circus community? 

Edited to add:  On 3/22/2010, in celebration of A Conspiracy of Kings, emerald_happy  poked the reprobates to come up with additional titles!   Here they are:

earthstar_chan - Court Storyteller
freenarnian - Requisitioner of Moon’s Promises
zumie_ashlen - Official Schemer and Enscriber of Chatspeak Crack
inkasrain - Minister of War
harlyn - Obnoxious Cousin
ilysia - Lackadaisical, Layabout Court Philosopher  Philanderer
ballet2nite - Eddisan Master of Music
tiegirl - Court Gardener, Purveyor of Vegetables for the Table and Flowers for the Centerpieces and In Charge of Procuring Knitted Tree Sweaters and Orange Trees
kitsune_rains - Court Engineer
pico the great - Court Lurker and Minister of Delayed Responses
keestone - Minister of Procrastination and Wine Tasting
thelasteddis - Duchess of Mezithra and Official Adviser of Whatchamacallits and Suchlike
agh_4 - Minister of Sword-Dropping and Sock-Fantasizing
readsintrees - Head Attendant to the King
fushiforever - Court Seer and Hairdresser
elle_winters - Royal Matchmaker/Keeper of the Attolia Guards Bath House/Watchmaker mistress
aspectabund - Dutchess of the Arts
ninedaysaqueen - Lady Jane of the Valley of Parodies

Anyone have ideas/requests?

Comments

[cheezluva.livejournal.com]

YES! I am the minister of cheeses. Soft, easy-to-spread-with-one-hand cheeses, to be exact.

[peggy-2.livejournal.com]

Cheez Whiz?

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

*salutes* You got it.