Lego Gen: Glaring and Swearing
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queensthiefThis is image-heavy! Hope you enjoy it.
The King of Legottolia
The Queen was angry with her King. Again. When a practical joke causes your wife to faint, watch out.
Irene: *faints*
Gen: No, wait. Irene! We’re legos. It will go right back on, I swear.
Irene: …
Gen: Oops. &%$@.
Eugenides was determined to win back the Queen’s affections. But how? He considered asking his attendants, but when he saw their reaction to his joke, he thought better of it.
Attendants: *wield weapons wildly*
Gen: *glares at attendants* Is that a…magic wand?
Gen thought he would ask Teleus.
Gen: Seems a bit drastic, Teleus, don’t you think?
Gen: And this isn’t &%$@ fanfiction, it’s PARODY.
Teleus: It would be my pleasure, really, Your Majesty.
Gen: No more Repeated Bad Luck with swords, thank you. *glares at Teleus* Besides, those lego beds are &%$@ uncomfortable.
Gen went seeking an answer from the Oracle at the temple.
But the trip was not a success. So Gen decided to travel to Eddis to ask his cousin for advice.
In Eddis, Gen found his cousin, Helen, and her “good friend” the Magus.
Gen: Do you think she’d like these earrings?
Helen: They’re beautif…wait, you stole those from Barbie, didn’t you?
Gen: *rolls eyes innocently*
Magus: Gen, perhaps your problem in the romance department is due to Costis. After all, he’s always with you now, since nothing is from your Point Of View. That certainly can kill the mood, you know.
Gen: Hmmm. *glares at Costis* You could be right. Though why I’m taking advice from someone who apparently has never had a girlfriend in his life is beyond me.
Helen: Of course, having no lego private parts doesn’t help, either.
Gen: Stop! This is a &%$@ children’s book, you reprobate!
Gen decided to take the Magus’s advice. Costis was banished to the guardroom and Gen planned a way to regain Irene’s affections.
Irene: *glares at Gen* I’m wet and I’m FREEZING.
Gen: Well, excuse me for thinking it might be romantic to re-enact our first date. *glares at Irene*
Irene: I miss Costis.
Gen: *sighs* Me too.
THE END
Thanks go to ![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
feartotread for the lego idea, to ART for the loan of 1 Billion+ legos, and to rowana for her proofreading and Brutal Honesty.
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Date: 9/16/06 01:32 am (UTC)OMG that is too funny... and clever! I hope MWT sees this. XD
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Date: 9/16/06 01:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 9/16/06 01:37 am (UTC)OH. MY. GOD.
first a new Avatar, now THIS???
I CANNOT HOPE TO TRULY EXPRESS MY LOVE FOR YOU BUT KNOW THAT MY CHEEKS ARE HURTING FROM LAUGHING AND THAT I CAN'T STOP AND OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.
I seriously can't stop smiling. Thanks so much!
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Date: 9/16/06 01:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 9/16/06 01:39 am (UTC)... Checkers, you reprobate!! ;-)
Quite creative.
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Date: 9/16/06 01:43 am (UTC)Seriously, thanks, and I'm glad I made you and your LURKER friend laugh.
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Date: 9/16/06 01:45 am (UTC)Did you notice the duct tape holding the sign to the temple wall? I did that just for you.
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Date: 9/16/06 01:48 am (UTC)just delurk already!!
delurking *blush*
Date: 9/16/06 01:54 am (UTC)Delurked!
Quark
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Date: 9/16/06 01:55 am (UTC)this is the lurker friend of whom I have spoken.
(and you liar, you weren't even going to be at the next chat).
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Date: 9/16/06 01:57 am (UTC)this is so hilarious and cute and i don't know what!
did it take very long to make?
i am so going to save this story to my com!
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Date: 9/16/06 02:05 am (UTC)Glad you liked it!
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