Lego Gen: Glaring and Swearing

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

There is a fine line between funny and stupid, which I have not fully mastered.  So.  You tell me.

This is image-heavy!  Hope you enjoy it.

The King of Legottolia

 

The Queen was angry with her King.  Again.  When a practical joke causes your wife to faint, watch out.
 

 Gen:  Whoa!  *pops hand off*  Look!  HaHa!

Irene:  *faints*

Gen:  No, wait.  Irene!  We’re legos.  It will go right back on, I swear.

Irene:  …

Gen:  Oops.  &%$@.

 

Eugenides was determined to win back the Queen’s affections.  But how?  He considered asking his attendants, but when he saw their reaction to his joke, he thought better of it.

 

 Gen:  Say, boys…?  Erm, never mind.

Attendants:  *wield weapons wildly*

Gen:  *glares at attendants*  Is that a…magic wand?

 

Gen thought he would ask Teleus.

 Teleus:  Well, Your Majesty, in the past My Queen has always appeared to feel sorry for you when you are injured and bleeding.  I could cut off a random body part for this fanfic.

Gen:  Seems a bit drastic, Teleus, don’t you think?

Gen:  And this isn’t &%$@ fanfiction, it’s PARODY.

Teleus:  It would be my pleasure, really, Your Majesty.

Gen:  No more Repeated Bad Luck with swords, thank you.  *glares at Teleus*  Besides, those lego beds are &%$@ uncomfortable.

 

Gen went seeking an answer from the Oracle at the temple.

But the trip was not a success.  So Gen decided to travel to Eddis to ask his cousin for advice.

 Gen:  This isn’t working, &%$@ !  Not a word, Costis, or I’ll have you beheaded.  Oh, wait.  Our heads pop right back on, too.  Never mind.  *glares at Costis*

 

In Eddis, Gen found his cousin, Helen, and her “good friend” the Magus.

 

Gen:  Do you think she’d like these earrings?

Helen:  They’re beautif…wait, you stole those from Barbie, didn’t you?

Gen:  *rolls eyes innocently*

Magus:  Gen, perhaps your problem in the romance department is due to Costis.  After all, he’s always with you now, since nothing is from your Point Of View.  That certainly can kill the mood, you know.

Gen:  Hmmm.  *glares at Costis*  You could be right.  Though why I’m taking advice from someone who apparently has never had a girlfriend in his life is beyond me.

Helen:  Of course, having no lego private parts doesn’t help, either.

Gen:  Stop!  This is a &%$@ children’s book, you reprobate!

 

Gen decided to take the Magus’s advice.  Costis was banished to the guardroom and Gen planned a way to regain Irene’s affections.

 

Irene:  *glares at Gen* I’m wet and I’m FREEZING.

Gen:  Well, excuse me for thinking it might be romantic to re-enact our first date.  *glares at Irene*

 

Irene:  I miss Costis.

Gen:  *sighs*  Me too.

 

THE END

 
Thanks go to feartotread for the lego idea, to ART for the loan of 1 Billion+ legos, and to rowana for her proofreading and Brutal Honesty.

 

Comments

[nutmeg3.livejournal.com]

This has been an exceptionally awful day, with more equally awful days to come, and you actually managed to make me laugh. Thank you.

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

I hope your awful days aren't as bad as they might be. I'm glad I was able to make you laugh today. Hang in there, nutmeg.

[avian-xj.livejournal.com]

that's really creative!

[sandtree.livejournal.com]

This was awesome! I loved it.

[fizzko.livejournal.com]

That was incredibly awesome. I would point out specific lines that I liked, but it was all hilarious. Thank you for making my day. :D

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

Thanks, everyone! It was FUN to make.

[mycenaeth.livejournal.com]

]|[_. {()}. ]|[_.

OMG that is too funny... and clever! I hope MWT sees this. XD

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

should totally email it to her.

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

So I randomly open this and burst out laughing. My friend, who is on the phone with me, doesn't understand why I'm laughing. Between gasps for breath, I tell her to GET HER BUTT OVER TO SOUNIS NOW and

OH. MY. GOD.

first a new Avatar, now THIS???

I CANNOT HOPE TO TRULY EXPRESS MY LOVE FOR YOU BUT KNOW THAT MY CHEEKS ARE HURTING FROM LAUGHING AND THAT I CAN'T STOP AND OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

I seriously can't stop smiling. Thanks so much!

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

So, don't beat around the bush, jade, didja like it? :)

Seriously, thanks, and I'm glad I made you and your LURKER friend laugh.

[willow-41z.livejournal.com]

There is only one thing that can be said...

... Checkers, you reprobate!! ;-)

Quite creative.

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

Yesss! :D

Did you notice the duct tape holding the sign to the temple wall? I did that just for you.

[jyms.livejournal.com]

laughs like nuts before collapsing on the floor.

this is so hilarious and cute and i don't know what!

did it take very long to make?

i am so going to save this story to my com!

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

I was lucky because the person I borrowed the legos from had left them in big lego hunks. For example, all of Teleus's dungeon was put together, and I kind of wrote the story around what I had.

Glad you liked it!

[jyms.livejournal.com]

by the way, why does Gen have freckles?

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

I just thought he was cute, and he looked younger than the other legos.

[peggy-2.livejournal.com]

Very very good! Is this what you do when hiding from parents on Parent Night?

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

Hee hee, of course. I didn't actually take the legos to work, just worked on the story. WRITING. In a SCHOOL. That's ok.

[jyms.livejournal.com]

hmm it seems some people are around now. can ytou go chatzy so i have someone to talk to?

[queenofattolia.livejournal.com]

Bwah! Brilliant. And I particularly like Eddis and "her good friend" the Magus. Hee.

[fabricalchemist.livejournal.com]

Checkers, that is so awesome!! Why does Eddis have robot pants!!

[dannybailey.livejournal.com]

I was totally gonna ask the same thing!

[dannybailey.livejournal.com]

I love this! It's so clever. The last scene was my fav. I remember doing this with Harry Potter, before they made actual legos of them. Still, I never thought to photograpgh. Stroke of genuius if you ask me. :)

Nice work!

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I did steal the idea and can't take credit for that. There are Harry Potter legos? Where have I been?

[(Anonymous)]

Hahahahaha :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD This is fantastic!!!! Especially the attendant holding the snake!

emerald ;)

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

Hee hee. I couldn't believe my luck when I found the snake.

[emmaco.livejournal.com]

So cute and clever! You should add it to the community's memories, or user info or something so we can find it easily and send other people to it.

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

Glad you liked it!

[bluestalking.livejournal.com]

This is unfairly funny. I read it in a semi-public place. I kept bursting into hysterics. HE IS BACKWARDS ON HIS HORSE. My reputation is permanently damaged I think.

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

Yay to permanently damaged reputations!

[hemisofia.livejournal.com]

Eddis looks fantastic!

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

Not beautiful, but interestingly attractive. With boy lego hair.

Did anyone notice the Magus's POCKET WATCH?

Icons

[peggy-2.livejournal.com]

Could you do an Eddis icon picture with "you stole those from Barbie, didn’t you?"?

Re: Icons

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

Oh, sure! I'll work on that and post it here soon.

[willow-41z.livejournal.com]

I showed this to my mom to make her laugh. She pointed out the apparently random body parts in the scene with Gen and the attendants, as well as the fact that Gen is holding a blender in that scene.

She also asked if you had a real job, checkers...

And no, I didn't let her read the comments *grin*

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

No, no, no. We "artists" sometimes have to explain our "art." (Do you like how I put quotes around those words, since neither are true?) Anyway, those are all his spare clothes, and it's a wineglass, filled with unwatered wine. Or, perhaps really, with nothing.

And, hmph, I hope you told her I'm an uber-librarian? With LJ addiction. Probably best she didn't read the comments.

[jesusphreaq.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA this post is priceless. Look at Eddis. Awesome. I totally agree with all the lego faces you picked for all of them. Good job. ^_^

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I had so much fun doing it. I couldn't believe my luck when I saw the Eddis face. And the snake.

just discovered this by recommendation

[alpestars.livejournal.com]

The legos look very in character! I love Costis, especially. :)

Re: just discovered this by recommendation

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

Thanks, alpestars! I love my little Costis lego. He looks so sweet. I believe he is my favorite,too.

[tiloo.livejournal.com]

IT WAS FREAKING BRILLIANT!!!!
also when I saw the attendants with weapons I thought the one guy was holding a hose. I Laughed soo hard, then when I found out it wasn't a hose I just laughed even harder at my stupidity.
Again it was amazing you have totaly made my day

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I'm glad Emerald linked her post to it, and that you liked it. It was fun to do. I ♥ my little lego snake.

horse scene

[tiegirl.livejournal.com]

hahahahah I have had an afternoon and evening of lol and this just capped it off! How do you do it??

Re: horse scene

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

Um, too much time on my hands? Thanks! The horse scene was one of those, "this is so stupid maybe it's funny" ones. Glad it made you lol.