The Thief Has Returned [Spoiler Thread]
Oct. 6th, 2020 05:46 amCongratulations, you have survived to this day, which, considering the year we've had...was easier said than done.

Welcome to the official Return of the Thief discussion thread. This may go without saying, but SPOILERS! I wouldn't venture inside till you have completed the entire book.
How to use this post-
(1) Use the chapter threads to discuss chapters and the events therein individually. Each chapter sub-thread has the first sentence of that chapter. Links to sub-threads in the sub-threads will be added as needed.
(2) Respond to the post itself to discuss the book as a whole.
(3) Reviews and other long, detailed posts about the book may be better served by a new post to the community. Just follow
sounis's spoiler policy and you'll be as golden as Costis's ten cups. I will add links to those under the second cut as they appear.
(4) This post is currently sticky, and will remain at the top of the community for a bit, so it's easy for everyone to find the most active threads.
Exordium
Volume One
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Volume Two
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Interregnum
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Alyta's Missing Earrings
Other Sub-Threads
Dedication
Surprises
Disabled Representation
Screaming Thread
Many Points
Uh-Oh
Gen's Illiness #1
Gen's Illiness #2
Links to other ROT Discussion Threads
The Meddling of the Gods 10/7
Gen's Parentage 10/7
#ownvoices Review 10/8
The Twins 10/9
Lader & Gen's Childhood 10/10
Gitta's Kingdaughter 10/12
RoT Illustrations 10/14

Welcome to the official Return of the Thief discussion thread. This may go without saying, but SPOILERS! I wouldn't venture inside till you have completed the entire book.
How to use this post-
(1) Use the chapter threads to discuss chapters and the events therein individually. Each chapter sub-thread has the first sentence of that chapter. Links to sub-threads in the sub-threads will be added as needed.
(2) Respond to the post itself to discuss the book as a whole.
(3) Reviews and other long, detailed posts about the book may be better served by a new post to the community. Just follow
(4) This post is currently sticky, and will remain at the top of the community for a bit, so it's easy for everyone to find the most active threads.
Exordium
Volume One
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Volume Two
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Interregnum
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Alyta's Missing Earrings
Other Sub-Threads
Dedication
Surprises
Disabled Representation
Screaming Thread
Many Points
Uh-Oh
Gen's Illiness #1
Gen's Illiness #2
Links to other ROT Discussion Threads
The Meddling of the Gods 10/7
Gen's Parentage 10/7
#ownvoices Review 10/8
The Twins 10/9
Lader & Gen's Childhood 10/10
Gitta's Kingdaughter 10/12
RoT Illustrations 10/14
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Date: 10/6/20 10:51 am (UTC)RE: Chapter One, v1
Date: 10/6/20 03:30 pm (UTC)Some authors would have made this chapter a lot more emo than it is. Pheris just states the facts. Tragic as they are, he (like Kamet) seems to take the way he is treated for granted.
(Here I am, leaving comments on the first chapters because Amazon is still shipping my book. It’s close though! Drive, driver! You carry the fate of nations in a little brown paper package.)
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Date: 10/6/20 10:54 am (UTC)Re: Chapter Two, v1
Date: 10/6/20 05:21 pm (UTC)Does this "carriage" remind anyone else of the thing they used to bring Gen back to Eddis in QoA?
Ever heard of hangers, Gen? You need an entire closet for your coats? Like, Costis, I expect better of royal closets.
"The queen cut if off."
"Don't annoy the queen."
THEY WENT THERE!
There are TWO eggs in the bird's nest. Hmm...
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Date: 10/6/20 10:56 am (UTC)Re: Chapter Three, v1
Date: 10/6/20 05:52 pm (UTC)Gen, did you just say over the dead bodies of your entire family would Helen be dethroned? Your faith in your father astonishes me.
He has Provoke materia equipped, Irene. It's super effective.
It took me a half a minute to figure out why a hunting bow would be an insulting gift. I am an idiot...
Is this baron with the gold fruit the one who cheated on his taxes?
I'm surprised Herio's father let her do that.
Ye gods! Irene got him a HORSE! And Gen feeling legit betrayed that Sophos participated... XD It's just like a moving sofa, I swear! Sophos, you traitor!
"I have conceived a great desire to see him live to adulthood." SAME, Gen. Same. Pigeon, I think you just got adopted.
I actually wanna see Sophos get lectured about shooting the ambassador and not be rude about it. This must take place almost immediately after CoK if Melheret is still this peeved?
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Date: 10/6/20 10:57 am (UTC)Re: Chapter Four, v1
Date: 10/6/20 06:10 pm (UTC)So... *sigh* Gen going through this whole dramatic petition the Great Goddess thing, basically, reads like this:
Gen: Great Goddess, my wife has told me I can't do a dangerous thing. Help me convince her that I will die of some other cause, so she will let me do the thing.
Hephestia and Moira: *looks directly into the camera*
Gen, if you die everyone is screwed! Also, Pigeon can see the gods. :)
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Date: 10/6/20 10:59 am (UTC)Re: Chapter Five, v1
Date: 10/6/20 06:59 pm (UTC)I object to the notion that a lazy king's increasingly convoluted plans working accidentally to defeat his enemies is in anyway satire. That is legit the entire series in a nutshell.
Gen singing THAT! The pitcher! SOPHOS! Climbing up the wall! This book is giving me things I did not know I needed, but now cannot live without.
The second the Pent ambassador started getting creepy, I was like... is Irene gonna kill him or is Gen? Then it turned into the QT version of the run meme. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0d0u2836zY)
The whole scene has a very absurdest vibe from Gen leaping over the table to the Pent ambassador running into a wall. My favorite part is the attendants freaking out in the hall, not being able to decide who is murdering who.
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Date: 10/9/20 04:19 am (UTC)"Everything I know about Relius I learned against my will." xD
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Date: 10/7/20 12:25 am (UTC)What's their couple name? Telius? Releus? Tell me that they didn't get together because their names sound alike....
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Date: 10/8/20 02:59 pm (UTC)*spoilers*
And then he died off-screen, and I just felt really sad.
Also, I noticed that my comments thus far have been about certain parts that bothered me; I'd like to make it clear I REALLY absolutely adored this book.
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Date: 10/6/20 11:26 am (UTC)Re: Chapter Eleven, v2
Date: 10/28/20 06:04 am (UTC)This felt like a retelling? subversion? I don't even know.
(If you already know all this, please forgive my long post)
In the actual battle, the small greek army stops the huge persian invading force at a bottleneck location called Thermopylae. The Greeks-mainly Spartans- manage to control the flow of the large persian army. They are doing well until Ephialtes, a local greek dude, informs the Persians of the small passage over and around the mountain. The persians sneak around the passage, surround the greeks and the greeks die.
Now, when the movie 300 retells the Thermopylae battle story, it goes a step further and portrays Ephialtes as a disabled, deformed Spartan who betrays the Greeks out of spite- He wants to be included in their army but the don't let him because of his disability.
Furthermore the movie has the audacity to imply that if the Spartans had done what was customary and thrown Ephialtes off the cliff when he was a baby (yes, the ancient Spartans were awful) then this wouldn't have happened. Therefore, this small act of mercy, letting the disable Ephialtes live, cost them this battle.
They mistake beautiful for being good. And they mistake being able bodied for being useful, valuable, worthy.
So when I read MWT version, the fact that Sejanus, who used to be a traitor and Pheris who had both betrayed Gen in the past and is disabled, are the two men who save the day, it made me cry. And just for this chapter alone, RotT will forever be on the top of all my book lists.
ooof.
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