Not Sure What to Call It, but It's One Crazy Chat

[openedlocket.livejournal.com]

After meeting velvetrose09  in the comment thread of this post, we decided to meet in the Conspiracy Room to settle a very important issue. The issue: who is Dite really married to?

Since LJ says it's too big to post here

Comments

[elle-winters.livejournal.com]

Wow you guys are crzy!! *feelsslightlyguiltyforstartingthismess*

"what's this nifty poky thingy"

*Dies*

:D

I can't stop LOLing

I'm glad you're NOT a scarlet women mira, you know how they are..

well done :]

[openedlocket.livejournal.com]

Hehe, don't feel guilty. You've opened the door to ending the craziest relationship I've ever had in my life.

Of course I'm not a scarlet woman, it was Media's fault *whispers* and his brother Nahuseresh *nods sagely*.

[velvetrose09.livejournal.com]

It really wasn't her fault! The Media has a pointy beard *nods* and his bother Nahuserfish ARE VERY hypnotizing!!

*giggles*

...

I mean *nods gravely*

[ninedaysaqueen.livejournal.com]

velvetrose09: Gen *nicks ball point pen* what a nifty-pokey-thing

openedlocket: nifty-pokey?

Gen: Well..what would YOU call it?

Gen: I believe you use it to poke people when they're not doing as told

Gen: *pokes Dite*

openedlocket: oooh, interesting *get's pen and pokes Gen*

Gen: You can't poke ME! I'm KING

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Oh my...

*dies*

That was hilarious.

You cheated on Dite and didn't tell me?

!!!

How could you Mira!?

Well, now that your marriage has ended, do you have someone else in mind?

Remember... Stay AWAY from Terence!

Elieen: If you would recall, Terence is married to ME.

Lady Jane: Oh... right... I was just protecting him from Mira for you. Yes... that's the plan. Ha... ha...

Elieen: *glares*

Lady Jane: What? If you want me not to like him, tell him to stop being so cool, reliable, heroic, funny, and mature. So there!

[openedlocket.livejournal.com]

Well, the Media made me do it. Blame the Media. It hypnotized me. I didn't mean it...

Someone else in mind...??? Maybe.

Of course I'll stay away from Terence, wait, he's British, right?

*cowers from Eileen's wrath* I'm not looking at Terence, really! Even if he is British.

Look out, Lady Jane. Eileen seems to be watching us.

[ninedaysaqueen.livejournal.com]

But... He's only half British, and well... half human for that matter. His father is the duke of Avalon and a fairy.

[emerald-happy.livejournal.com]

You could clone him and then everyone who wants to marry Dite can. Or the one who spots original!Dite is his One True Love. Then all the Dites can get together write and play music which Attolia and Gen dance to. And you can all dance happily ever after.

*offers cookies*

Of course, there are less straightforward options. :-)

[velvetrose09.livejournal.com]

hey, look everyone emerald's brought cookies!

*takes cookie* *munches*

And I've brought wedding invitations!

*hands out invitations to Johnny and I's? wedding*

[emerald-happy.livejournal.com]

Oooh, shiny. Be blessed in your endeavours.

[openedlocket.livejournal.com]

Oooh *cookie*

Well, since I've cheated on Dite and Velvetrose is engaged to Johnny Depp, I don't think either of us could pass this One True Love test.

My ribs ache...

[queens-thief.livejournal.com]

Oh my..that was...incrdible!
Nahusaresh-fish! My sister will die when she hears that one. She calls him Nauseous.
Now remeber ladies epic batles can result from real life people too, like hmmmm...Jonny Depp! And isn't there a little problem of bigamy? Although I guess if Dite was alright with it...
I will never look at a ball-point pen that same way. Thank you.

Re: My ribs ache...

[(Anonymous)]

Thanks, you guys, for that amazing chat! It was very happy-fying.
Although, with only ballpoint pens, there would be no inkpots...!
:) :) :)

Re: My ribs ache...

[(Anonymous)]

*gasps*

oh, its okay they only gave him ONE pen...and maybe it'll help Gen manage his temper when he has NO MORE INKPOTS TO THROW.
NO MORE

bahahaha you guys are amazing!!

missy eye :P