THE IMPORTANT PROLOGUE:
Dite wrote a ditty
That was really rather snitty
And it got the court all giggling a lot
We know what happened then
(For we read it now and then)
But we wonder, Dite Younger's words--were what?
THE VERY IMPORTANT EXPLANATION:
As
a post by
saved29 has prompted a recurrence of curiosity over what exactly the words of "The King's Wedding Night" by Erondites the Younger
are, common comment consensus has agreed that the only solution is to make them up ourselves. Thus it is declared:
THE "THE KING'S WEDDING NIGHT" LYRICS (& IF YOU WISH, MUSIC) WRITING CONTEST!
The rules for this contest are as follows:
1) Post your lyrics here in this very thread for everyone to enjoy.
2) Although the total degree of obscenity in this song is left vague in the book, I would like to ask that you please do not be too gross. We are an all-ages comm. We have both young minds and old delicate people on this community. Their brains need protecting. We need to respect that.
3) NO ENFORCEMENTS OF ANY PARTICULAR (OR EVEN JUST "ANY") RHYME SCHEME OR METER WILL BE UPHELD. LONG. SHORT. MIDDLING. DO WHAT YOU WILL. BE FREE, LITTLE DANCING BEARS!
4) You can submit more than one "The King's Wedding Night" but you are only guaranteed one prize.
5) Please note the following:
THE DEADLINE FOR THIS AWESOME CONTEST IS SUNDAY THE 18TH OF JANUARY, AT WHATEVER MIDNIGHT YOUR TIME ZONE HAS.Awards will be announced the following week.
THE EXTREMELY IMPORTANT PRIZES:
Since I am posting this thing and making up rules &c., I hereby declare that I will draw one not terribly ornate (because when would I do this?) piece of Queen's Thief-related fanart for everyone who participates, as per their PG-13 or lower request. Again, everyone who contributes gets a prize.
If anyone wants to contribute additional prizes, inc. but not limited to:
-invisible knitting needles
-cookies
-red wool beards
-scraps from the sail of a pirate ship
. . .they are so very welcome to do so, and can email me about it at etvulpesvelox@gmail.com.
Go forth, and create!