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[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

So, Willow and I were talking late tonight...and you know where that can lead...

Willow: I liked the book better on reread

Jade: yeah

Jade: you had a fever the first time though, right?

Willow: lol, yeah, 104

Jade: The second time I was able to get past Costis's POV

Willow: almost typed 194 there

Jade: that was what bothered me the first time

Jade: lol

Jade: also, the first time through, about 30% of me thought Gen knew what he was doing

Jade: the rest of me was going "Gen?  Gen honey?  Are you okay?  What's wrong?  WHAT DID YOU DO TO GEN?  Who is this Costis kid and why is he still in the way?"

Willow: lol, I remember you said that

Jade: *giggles*

Willow: and now you think he's... well, never mind

Jade: lol

Jade: and then at the end I felt so guilty for not believing in Gen...

Jade: and confused at why exactly Gen had to beat everyone with swords...


Jade: ...and totally distracted by the fact that Gen was naked.

Willow: .........

Jade: and really sad, 'cause I'd finished it.

Willow: pass the acid

Jade: *passes*

Willow: *scrubs*

Jade: ...*protests*  he was.

Jade: and it was like--

Willow: you know, this might be why I have writers block so much. no brain cells.

Jade: wait,

Jade: wait

Jade: wait

Jade: ...

Willow: ?

Jade: weren't they ALL naked?

Jade: Teleus, Costis, Gen--

Willow: ye-- oh no...

Jade: *catatonic shock*

Willow: *sigh*

Jade: *drools on keyboard, still unmoving*

Willow: stop that

Willow: Troy Denning

Jade: *can't DIE DIE DIE blink*

Willow: LOL

Willow: stop ogling Costis in your head! it's indecent!

Willow: at least let him get some clothes one!

Jade: *bursts out laughing*

Jade: Hey, I'm cured!

Jade: I can appreciate it all the more now!

Jade: Thanks, Willow!

Jade: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Willow: uh... what?

Willow: clothes on*

Willow: how did I cure you?

Jade: you made me laugh

Willow: ah

Willow: good

Jade: ...

Jade: *mentally ogles*

Willow: .......

Willow: indecent

Jade: hee hee

Comments

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

I would like to state categorically that I was also ogling Teleus, because I decided that he was hot long before I ever met Costis.

:-)

[jyms.livejournal.com]

ogling Costis AND Teleus??? hey play fair i want them too ;)
just an innocent question: which is a hotter piece of Attolian manflesh-Teleus or Costis?

[(Anonymous)]

I'll bring this up in the chat on saturday! It's so hard to decide.

emerald :)

p.s Jade is the court ogler but I think she'll be nice enough to share Teleus with you. lol

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

*sniffs* well...you can ogle Teleus. And Stenides, even though he isn't really there.

Innocent question?? WHAT?? Now I have to...choose...oh dear...er...*thinks really, really hard*

Innocent question

[(Anonymous)]

jade_sabre: Costis is a younger version of Teleus, right?

emerald: yep...what colour eyes and hair to you picture him with?

jade_sabre: oooh

jade_sabre: brown hair

jade_sabre: dark brown, but not black

emerald: same here!

jade_sabre: chocolatey

jade_sabre: LOL

emerald: and i thought nice warm brown eyes too, but feel free to disagree

jade_sabre: ('cause chocolate is edible, just like...*refrains from finishing, in case Willow sees this)

emerald: hahaha...thank you so much for cheering me up

jade_sabre: hm, brown eyes sound good

jade_sabre: :-b

emerald: i'm getting backlog BTW

jade_sabre: oh okay

jade_sabre: I just got it too. :-)

jade_sabre: meanwhile, Teleus looks like...

emerald: yep, what about Teleus - hair and eyes?

jade_sabre: hm...probably brown too

jade_sabre: with the stray rugged grey hair, from stress

jade_sabre: how old do you think he is?

emerald: hmmm...30s?

jade_sabre: early or late?

emerald: hmmm

emerald: 33/34?

jade_sabre: okay

jade_sabre: stray rugged grey hair...

jade_sabre: rugged manly features...

emerald: oooh

emerald: BTW, i agree about teleus's looks. how amazing!

jade_sabre: lol

jade_sabre: so, he's definitely got the older rugged manly thing going on

emerald: We better get ready to flee to patagonia if MWT reads this

jade_sabre: but Costis has the fresh-faced edible chocolate thing going on

emerald: hahahahaha :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

jade_sabre: nah, you know she mentally drools over her characters too

jade_sabre: LOL

emerald: Jade, she's married with 2 kids

jade_sabre: ((because if she doesn't describe them to us, who's to say they're *not* hot?))

jade_sabre: well, yes

jade_sabre: my mom has three kids

jade_sabre: that doesn't stop her from admiring, say, Johnny Depp's attractiveness

jade_sabre: she just probably doesn't take it to the level we're taking it

emerald: admiring is NOT the same as drooling. everyone admires JD's attractiveness

jade_sabre: it's probably more of a "ho, hum, boy Costis sure looks hot today, now how can I have Gen tease him?"

jade_sabre: true

emerald: hahahahahahahahahah

emerald: this is why everyone loves talking to you Jade. its so....

emerald: exuberant

jade_sabre: ^_^

jade_sabre: I'm glad to know I'm not just amusing myself.

emerald: :D

Willow from x.x.x.147 left this message:
WHAT are you guys doing??

emerald: hahahahaha

emerald: LOL LOL

emerald: read backlog, *flees to patagonia*

jade_sabre: *also must flee, French in ten minutes*

jade_sabre: it's been fun!

emerald: thanks so much!

emerald: have fun!
jade_sabre: Willow, why are you on in school? *tsk*

emerald: :D

Re: Innocent question

[(Anonymous)]

I'm sorry we didn't really answer the question. Further debating will happen on Saturday. For now, I'm assuming they're equally as hot.

Willow left another message saying we were reprobates. But Willow, if we didn't debate these things, who would? We couldn't just abandom Jyms to the eternal question of who was better looking!

emerald ;)

Re: Innocent question

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

LOL.

(Well, if Teleus is the older version of Costis, and Costis is really hot, isn't there some similarity/equal hotness there?)

Re: Innocent question

[jyms.livejournal.com]

*wiggles in suspense* well i'm sure Costis doesn't have pink eyes...and mm brown does sound good. imagine looking deep into those eyes...*drools until the whole room is flooded* so it's the fresh faced chocolatey thing vs. the rugged manly thing. whoa.
today was the last day of school!!!

[loquaciousquark.livejournal.com]

A continuation, with my side of the story. Or rather, my reaction.

Jade: *catatonic shock*
quark: HHAHHAHAHAHA
quark: OMG OMG
quark: HAHAHAHAH
quark: you win
quark: the world
quark: the internet
quark: the milky way
quark: everything
quark: you can have my soul if you want
quark: that. is. hilarious.
quark: literally.
quark: not the exaggerated hilarious.
quark: the real one.
Jade: *takes quark's soul*
quark: hahahahaha
quark: *wipes tears from eyes*

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

Jade, Jade, Jade. *shakes head*

I must admit, I did wonder at the time if that was the first time, in a children's book, where nearly everyone in the book was sitting around naked. Except, maybe, in some of those books where everyone is a talking animal. :)

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

*giggles* talking animals...

...Costis is an animal...BAD JADE BAD

*giggles*

[willow-41z.livejournal.com]

>.<

... Ad infinitum.

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

I win. :-b

[willow-41z.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah?

Troy Denning... and P&P fanfic. :P

[emerald-happy.livejournal.com]

I told you so, Jade

[emerald-happy.livejournal.com]

no, NOOOO! Good Jade

[peggy-2.livejournal.com]

if that was the first time, in a children's book, where nearly everyone in the book was sitting around naked

Jade, I was going to ask about peepholes to the steam rooms, but decided not to go there for fear of where it would lead.

You, and Willow, and Emerald, certainly do make for entertaining perspectives!

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

*bursts out laughing*

I'm sure it could be arranged...if we could talk Willow into doing it, since she's the only one stealthy enough to accomplish the task.

...peepholes...hm...

[willow-41z.livejournal.com]

You cannot talk me into doing it. Period.

But-- I got Thief and QoA from the school library today! :-)

[(Anonymous)]

I VOLUNTEER TO SORT OUT PEEPHOLES! Problem sorted.

emerald ;)

[(Anonymous)]

In the crackfic, Agape could do this. Her excuse is that she got lost wandering round the palace. Though if the walls are stone (wood would rot), it could be difficult.

emerald ;)

[willow-41z.livejournal.com]

Hey, I had nothing to do with this! I want it noted that I was trying to provide some moral direction to both of those conversations!

... Reprobates.

[peggy-2.livejournal.com]

*ducks for fear of flying zucchinis*

[(Anonymous)]

I saw the moral direction you were pointing in, Willow, and I took the other road. Thanks for trying but discussing Costis, Teleus, Stenides etc is SO fun. (Note: I said discussing. I haven't sunk to ogling. Yet.) *hides from machine-gunned zucchinis*

emerald ;)

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

LOL

And I...I took the road less traveled by...and that has made ME SO MUCH HAPPIER CAUSE STENIDES IS PRETTY.

*ogles in emerald's place*

[(Anonymous)]

Is Pantagonia ready for Jade????

emerald ;)

[emerald-happy.livejournal.com]

You, and Willow, and Emerald, certainly do make for entertaining perspectives!

So we do. *drills peepholes into the guard's baths*

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

If you think your mother doesn't drool over Johnny Depp, as opposed to merely admiring his attractiveness, then you are living in Denial World, baby girl.

Jeez. Everyone drools over Johnny Depp.

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

No offense meant to your mother, of course. :)

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

Oh, my mom definitely drools. She also enjoys reminding her children that she saw Johnny Depp on that Jump 21 Street or whatever years before we were even born, so therefore, she gets him. :-b

[tiloo.livejournal.com]

a little bit of a late comment.
I NEARLY DIED LAUGHING!!!
And there were a bunch of other er... naked gaurds in the room at the time, not just Gen, Costis and Teleus

[emerald-happy.livejournal.com]

haha, i'm dredging the archives before my exam and HAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS SO FUNNY!

ogling is funny

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

Good luck with your exam! I think the archives are an excellent way to distract yourself. XD