A Conspiracy of Socks ... the international phenomenon to be
THE SOCKS MUST BE LIBERATED!
"socks don't *need* mates" -- Megan Whalen Turner
Something has been brewing here in Sounis. We have felt the stirrings of rebellion, seen for ourselves the injustices that take place every day around our feet, heard the cries of woolly socks deprived of their independence, forced to inhabit the world "matched" with another sock that they outwardly resemble, trapped inside the stiff shoes of conformity. Well, yesterday something amazing happened! It was decided that we shall have NONE of this! We shall advocate for SOCKISH INDEPENDENCE and work to FREE THE SOCKS as soon as we can!
How, you ask? Well, here's how.
Next Friday, February 12, shall mark the beginning of The Official Conspiracy of Socks Week. From then until the 19th, we can support our fuzzy friends by wearing only UNMATCHED socks. Excited yet?
Additionally, as soon as my camera is charged up (hopefully tomorrow) I'll post a picture I've designed so that we can wear pins, which will bring more notice to our cause. They'll say "A Conspiracy of Socks .... Liberation."
Also, we could throw ourselves under buses. However ... that may not further the cause much, because IT WILL BE A LONG AND HARD BATTLE, BUT WE WILL PULL THROUGH! THE SOCKS NEED US, AND WE SHALL MAKE THEM FREE!
If you are slightly confused, because you did not avidly read what resulted from Aspectabund's post yesterday, perhaps
this will clarify things.
Be blessed in your endeavors, everyone. FREEDOM SHALL COME, SOCKS! FREEDOM SHALL COME!
Any other ideas to make this EVEN MORE awesome?